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Morning Wood

Hey guys, Lately I have been waking up with HUGE morning boner. Maybe TMI but its like a third bigger and thicker than my usual erections. I wish I could harness it and have it all the time, not that im lacking im a human tripod ya know :D but this is some serious lumber. I was wondering if any of you guys have had the same issue, is it the weight loss or something else? Maybe my nightly vitamins or protein shake? Gotta remember to be careful, almost took out the bedside lamp getting outta bed this morning :D

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I was actually over in the ladies area and someone mentioned something about their sex drive. I consider myself an overachiever in that area, so I was interested. I hope my libido doesn't die like a lot of the women were mentioning.

I admit it, I was snooping. I'm also a perv, so anything to do with sex, I read!

I thought of this thread when I rolled over onto my back this morning and damn near broke the ceiling fan. NSV

Sent from my mobile productivity killer.

I thought of this thread when I rolled over onto my back this morning and damn near broke the ceiling fan. NSV

Sent from my mobile productivity killer.

Why was your ceiling fan laying on your bed?

  • 11 months later...

Well after 43 lbs lost my inch has come and so has MORNING WOOD! Now if I could just find a willing woman to share it with!

At 33 and even at 355 pounds and not sleeved yet this happens to me ;)

Oh boy I cant wait till I DO get sleeved!

Plus I am pretty sure this mens forum is soley designed for men to talk about their weiners.

Weiners seems to be the only thing separating us from the rest of the forum so we may as well talk about them. Yes, I can say, you will get your inches....but more importantly, your wood! Do not under estimate the impact high body fat has on testosterone levels. Once that body fat goes away, you'll be like a teenager again. Only now you know what to do with it.

Only now you know what to do with it.

But my hand is cramping up

  • 7 months later...

There are a lot of Benifits and I love being able to see it! Buuuut this just jumping to attention at odd times during the day can be embarrassing but hell I take it!

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