Hey guys, Lately I have been waking up with HUGE morning boner. Maybe TMI but its like a third bigger and thicker than my usual erections. I wish I could harness it and have it all the time, not that im lacking im a human tripod ya know but this is some serious lumber. I was wondering if any of you guys have had the same issue, is it the weight loss or something else? Maybe my nightly vitamins or protein shake? Gotta remember to be careful, almost took out the bedside lamp getting outta bed this morning

Hmmm. Not to beat the same ol drum, but isn't that a song too? "You got the peaches I got the cream........."

Hmmm. Not to beat the same ol drum' date=' but isn't that a song too? "You got the peaches I got the cream........."[/quote']

I believe the songs title is "Pour some sugar on me.". But then again I could be wrong(but I'm not).

BTW, is that a pun "beat the same drum"?

Peaches and Cream by 112

As the creator of this thread' date=' I am shocked and apalled at the tons of women discussing my penis....NOT. I must also add that the BIG GUY, as I now call it. Has gotten a lot heavier as well. Sometimes I just walk around the room naked just to feel it swingin around. The lady calls me a perv cause I seldom wear clothes in the bedroom. As for the taste, she said mines hasn't changed much but the volume is greatly increased. She calls it the firehose effect. Hmmm maybe we should do a naughty fire woman thing. Just the hat and heels. [/quote']

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN CT?!?!?

Or what about the Prince song "Cream, get on top, Cream U will Cop!"

HAHAHAHAHA

I believe the songs title is "Pour some sugar on me.". But then again I could be wrong(but I'm not).

BTW' date=' is that a pun "beat the same drum"?[/quote']

Hahahaha! Gotta love Def Leppard. It wasn't meant to be a pun but I guess I out smarted myself lol!

Oh goodness, I love the man room! There are so, so many things I want to say, being a, uh, very passionate woman myself. But, alas, I feel as an admin, I must maintain a certain sense of decorum or you guys may lose all respect for me, LOL.

*sigh*

I don't think anyone would hold it against you! This seems like the no hold bars room....

Well, in terms of my guy, I certainly hope he would hold it against me!

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Never thought my mention of the peaches would bring all that about lol!

Funny stuff...

Mwahaha !!!!

Awesome imagery I'm hoping my libido lifts with wls but maybe I can show this to hubby and see if it inspires him to shed a few pounds

Thanks again for the laugh and sorry no ideas on why but, really, who cares why?! Lol

The ladies are taking over the man room. Lol. I'm loving the new me. I must admit, going into the surgery, I had no idea how my body would change in the area of my ”third leg”, and now on top of being healthy I get an ego boost from my lil guy....he's the man. Lmao!!!! Thanks lil dude.

Im like six weeks out and 65lbs down and"my how you have grown".....lol. and Yea I have to say its defentley wide awake all day Not just in morning .And the wife Loveing it. Lol..

New to the site, cruising around, saw the topic

OMG! I have a visual!!

LOLOLOLOLOL!

Hmm, my visual is foggy. I may need pictures....for scientific research and all.