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Morning Wood

Hey guys, Lately I have been waking up with HUGE morning boner. Maybe TMI but its like a third bigger and thicker than my usual erections. I wish I could harness it and have it all the time, not that im lacking im a human tripod ya know :D but this is some serious lumber. I was wondering if any of you guys have had the same issue, is it the weight loss or something else? Maybe my nightly vitamins or protein shake? Gotta remember to be careful, almost took out the bedside lamp getting outta bed this morning :D

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I could be a man in drag. U never know

Only if you're not the same person that's in you're YouTube videos.

Lol busted! I'm just saying i don't wanna taste bad and i damn sure don't want to taste anything bad on someone else who is in ketosis.

I feel ya there, I can say, the only thing that has change for the worse is breath. I can't brush enough.

And we aren't allowed gum. That is really gonna bother me. Thanks for watching my videos. I didn't think anyone tuned in lol

This is the realist post all the goody to shoes must be sleep...LOL..pineapple is my favorite fruit when can I start eating it again

This is the realist post all the goody to shoes must be sleep...LOL..pineapple is my favorite fruit when can I start eating it again

Err, umm, I never quit drinking pineapple juice. The fruit I was having at about 1month. But, I was on full foods at 1month.

Word of caution, pineapple has a fair amount of acitdity. So consider it like you would citrus.

From what I've been told, YES, I'm not allowed to stop eating and drinking pineapple.

BTW, I do find it odd that most posts in this thread are from women.

I told you some girls are as bad or worse than guys ever thought about being... lol!

Try peaches.

Just saying....

Hmm. Peaches. Isn't there a song about that?

My wife loves me to eat peaches and pineapple. Sure she will not want me to stop after I get my surg. I can say since starting my journey and getting off sodas and drinking lots of water I can just about blow her off me. Can't wait till I have more for her to work with and give her more support.

Hmm. Peaches. Isn't there a song about that?

LOL As soon as I read, "Try peaches," I started singing that song in my head! Goin' to the country, gonna eat me some peaches... That song has a whole different meaning now. :D

Peaches reminded me of nicholas cage in face off

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As the creator of this thread, I am shocked and apalled at the tons of women discussing my penis....NOT. I must also add that the BIG GUY, as I now call it. Has gotten a lot heavier as well. Sometimes I just walk around the room naked just to feel it swingin around. The lady calls me a perv cause I seldom wear clothes in the bedroom. As for the taste, she said mines hasn't changed much but the volume is greatly increased. She calls it the firehose effect. Hmmm maybe we should do a naughty fire woman thing. Just the hat and heels. :D

I am so embarassed, I cannot believe no one has stopped this thread!

hehehehehe, NOT. I love this! This sounds like convo's me and my coworkers have at times. We call our bay the EEO isle! Because if someone over hears they are bound to be offended.

I have learned something new. I will tell my husband to try peaches. Nothing like a little peaches and cream! :D

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