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Morning Wood

Hey guys, Lately I have been waking up with HUGE morning boner. Maybe TMI but its like a third bigger and thicker than my usual erections. I wish I could harness it and have it all the time, not that im lacking im a human tripod ya know :D but this is some serious lumber. I was wondering if any of you guys have had the same issue, is it the weight loss or something else? Maybe my nightly vitamins or protein shake? Gotta remember to be careful, almost took out the bedside lamp getting outta bed this morning :D

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Gotta say I'm the same way. It's been quite rigid the last couple of months, like it's trying to bust out of the skin or something! Damned thing wakes me up in the middle of the night a lot too......... poor wife has to pay the price for that at times. ;)

  • 3 weeks later...
Me too!! Sucker wakes me up at night!! I wake up to a circus tent every day! I am down 132 pounds since my surgery last august and I have about 50 pounds til my goal weight. If gets any bigger or harder' date=' I will have to consider a career change!! On a more serious note, it probably has something to do with all the Protein and gym time I am putting in. Be careful with that thing. You wouldn't want to hurt somebody!![/quote']

I love this forum!!!! And I was just thinkin the opposite...if I were a guy is be wanting to put the hurt down...again...and again...and maybe one more time just for fun..lol..I started a similar thread for the women...cuz my sex drive is thru the roof...and I mean from the time I wake up till the time I go to bed...wolf I'm thinkin is...OMG I need a stiff one! And I'm not talkin alcohol..lol..theres a party in my pants and everyone's invited. Lol

Me too!! Sucker wakes me up at night!! I wake up to a circus tent every day! I am down 132 pounds since my surgery last august and I have about 50 pounds til my goal weight. If gets any bigger or harder' date=' I will have to consider a career change!! On a more serious note, it probably has something to do with all the Protein and gym time I am putting in. Be careful with that thing. You wouldn't want to hurt somebody!![/quote']

I love this forum!!!! And I was just thinkin the opposite...if I were a guy I'd be wanting to put the hurt down...again...and again...and maybe one more time just for fun..lol..I started a similar thread for the women...cuz my sex drive is thru the roof...and I mean from the time I wake up till the time I go to bed...all I'm thinkin is...OMG I need a stiff one! And I'm not talkin alcohol..lol..theres a party in my pants and everyone's invited. Lol

Me too!! Sucker wakes me up at night!! I wake up to a circus tent every day! I am down 132 pounds since my surgery last august and I have about 50 pounds til my goal weight. If gets any bigger or harder' date=' I will have to consider a career change!! On a more serious note, it probably has something to do with all the Protein and gym time I am putting in. Be careful with that thing. You wouldn't want to hurt somebody!![/quote']

I love this forum!!!! And I was just thinkin the opposite...if I were a guy I'd be wanting to put the hurt down...again...and again...and maybe one more time just for fun..lol..I started a similar thread for the women...cuz my sex drive is thru the roof...and I mean from the time I wake up till the time I go to bed...all I'm thinkin is...OMG I need a stiff one! And I'm not talkin alcohol..lol..theres a party in my pants and everyone's invited. Lol

Rofl,Smdh!!!

  • 2 weeks later...

ok im not sure why it posted my last response 3 times.. sorry bout that. lol

ok im not sure why it posted my last response 3 times.. sorry bout that. lol

Because you were very excited about the topic!! :D

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I love this forum!!!! And I was just thinkin the opposite...if I were a guy is be wanting to put the hurt down...again...and again...and maybe one more time just for fun..lol..I started a similar thread for the women...cuz my sex drive is thru the roof...and I mean from the time I wake up till the time I go to bed...wolf I'm thinkin is...OMG I need a stiff one! And I'm not talkin alcohol..lol..theres a party in my pants and everyone's invited. Lol

Uhhh, were do I RSVP for this party! :D

  • 3 weeks later...

I can safely confirm the morning wood case here. I would rarely have it before surgery, but post-up, whenever I wake up, it is here saluting me.

Another thing worth mentioning is the increased level of libido.

This surgery is full of positives.

You know what? I was worried that I would get smaller with the weightloss. But you guys have really made my day....oh, I'm good now. Hey Doc! Let's do it! Lol

Well i haven't had my surg yet but I go to my morning camping site quite a bit already, so what you all are saying I might go from pup tent to skyscraper and I really should switch my personal trainer because weew I don't think my trainer would be a good idea with increase in fire wood, and i agree Witt those that say they can see it, I cant wait to go back to high school days when I could see it with out my flag being raised.

  • 2 weeks later...
You know what? I was worried that I would get smaller with the weightloss. But you guys have really made my day....oh' date=' I'm good now. Hey Doc! Let's do it! Lol[/quote']

Get 'er done!!!!!! Lol.

Well i haven't had my surg yet but I go to my morning camping site quite a bit already' date=' so what you all are saying I might go from pup tent to skyscraper and I really should switch my personal trainer because weew I don't think my trainer would be a good idea with increase in fire wood, and i agree Witt those that say they can see it, I cant wait to go back to high school days when I could see it with out my flag being raised.[/quote']

Lmao...I loved this....and I thought I had a high sex drive before....its so far through the roof right now that I didn't just set the roof on fire...I blew up the Damn building ....twice just to make sure I got it all! Lol

Well i haven't had my surg yet but I go to my morning camping site quite a bit already' date=' so what you all are saying I might go from pup tent to skyscraper and I really should switch my personal trainer because weew I don't think my trainer would be a good idea with increase in fire wood, and i agree Witt those that say they can see it, I cant wait to go back to high school days when I could see it with out my flag being raised.[/quote']

Lmao...I loved this....and I thought I had a high sex drive before....its so far through the roof right now that I didn't just set the roof on fire...I blew up the Damn building ....twice just to make sure I got it all! Lol

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