Hey guys, Lately I have been waking up with HUGE morning boner. Maybe TMI but its like a third bigger and thicker than my usual erections. I wish I could harness it and have it all the time, not that im lacking im a human tripod ya know but this is some serious lumber. I was wondering if any of you guys have had the same issue, is it the weight loss or something else? Maybe my nightly vitamins or protein shake? Gotta remember to be careful, almost took out the bedside lamp getting outta bed this morning

Awww,poor CT Fats - we're all getting such a chuckle at your expense. I've been at my desk in the den, hubby next to me, i was laughing so hard, DH said "whats going on?" i had to share with him, as i started to fall out of my chair. now we'll know its you whenever and smile:o) -but please don't be mad at all of us - thank you for making our day ) kathy

LOL, not mad at all I love it. I told my girlfriend theres a ton of women laughing at my junk!

I tell you it's a wonderful feeling to stand up straight and look down and actual see Mr. Winky rather than have to hunch over to take a look. Worse yet to have to, ummm, lift and push the belly out of the way to be sure he was even there.

OMG! I am LOL here!! Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything!! <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Congrats!

I haven't seen "it" in years. I'm hoping that.will be another positive effect of the surgery

I guess morning wood is a good benefit post surgery LOL ,oh the joy of the sleeve!

It's all part of being a healthy male, and we are all getting healthier now - less weight, better circulation, more exercise, hormones, hopefully more attention from those of the XX persuasion.....

Rick, you put a thought in my head. XXX now means something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than just our former clothes size!

Rick, you put a thought in my head. XXX now means something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than just our former clothes size!

Yeah baby! The XXX squad!

BTW DID you men know that for every 30 pounds u lose u GAIN an inch??? So I've heard on Dr Oz and a few other places ! Even more to look forward to LITERALLY! Hahahahahaha

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BTW DID you men know that for every 30 pounds u lose u GAIN an inch??? So I've heard on Dr Oz and a few other places ! Even more to look forward to LITERALLY! Hahahahahaha

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This is a common misconception, you gain the inch AFTER the first 30lbs not EVERY 30lbs. If that were the case my goal weight would be 97lbs!!

Awww dam! Well 1 is better than none! Lol

BTW DID you men know that for every 30 pounds u lose u GAIN an inch??? So I've heard on Dr Oz and a few other places ! Even more to look forward to LITERALLY! Hahahahahaha

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Whoa! 175 / 30 = 8.8+ 4 = 12.8. And here I thought a foot long was a type of hotdog!

Rootman you might wanna go with a nice summer sausage, I hear the ladies like the girth now

Whoa! 175 / 30 = 8.8+ 4 = 12.8. And here I thought a foot long was a type of hotdog!

Me too!! Sucker wakes me up at night!! I wake up to a circus tent every day! I am down 132 pounds since my surgery last august and I have about 50 pounds til my goal weight. If gets any bigger or harder, I will have to consider a career change!! On a more serious note, it probably has something to do with all the protein and gym time I am putting in. Be careful with that thing. You wouldn't want to hurt somebody!!

Just a word of warning... it can be a painful thing if you're used to being able to roll over in your bed with no issue during the night. Learned that the hard way.

Hilarious CT, Just another positive thing to look forward to.. And now there's coffee coming out of my nose. Love this forum!!!!!