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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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    Bigtruk_us' date=' you crack me up![/quote']

    Doesn't take much to crack BB up.j/s

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    Reminds me of the time my cat brought me a mouse right when I was getting in the tub. I was on the counter stark a** naked. It wasn't a pretty site!

    See now cats do it out of love. I brought you a present mommy. Dogs do it for sport.

    You know the poem : the little dog laugh to see such sport and the dish ran away with the spoon. Whatever the hell that means.

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    If you're a woman.Its not hard to crack you up

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    Beware of the kitty

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    I better go check other threads to see if anyone needs my knowledge or support.

    Batteries dying

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    Where in Texas are you AJ?

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    Austin

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    Actually live in Georgetown, about 30 miles north of Austin.

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    Hello B******....wow I have missed you all...tryed reading back but wow to to much....new job is great...I'm happy to stay busy...I didn't get a fill last week :) ..I'm on track and had a 5 lb loss.....I miss you all.

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    Yes...I know where Gtown is.i sometimes go thru there on I35 in my YRC freight truck

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    What's your new job

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    I live northeast of Dallas

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    What's your new job

    I don't have a new job. Dee is the one who has a new job. I work for the state.

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    WOW! Just got caught up. I missed a lot!

    Friday was crazy at work and today was all about the grocery store and football. I'll try to check in before football starts tomorrow. My Disney job has been keeping me busy too. I've had a wave of clients requesting quotes, so that keeps me busy.

    I miss you b*****s bunches! Love to you all :wub:

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    WOW! Just got caught up. I missed a lot!

    Friday was crazy at work and today was all about the grocery store and football. I'll try to check in before football starts tomorrow. My Disney job has been keeping me busy too. I've had a wave of clients requesting quotes, so that keeps me busy.

    I miss you b*****s bunches! Love to you all :wub:

    LLB, what do you do for Disney? That sounds like an awesome place to work!!

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