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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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....can you believe tuesday we vote

we never voted before....how do you do it....

You can't ask a FL girl that, remember hanging chads!!!

Well' date=' everystate varies some, but we get a sheet to bubble in then uou give it to a cool machine. I am poor today, I'll be poor on the day after the election.

Not feeling financially hopeful either way. I just want to elect Michelle Obama to be my personal trainer. Her arms are jacked!![/quote']

You def belong here BB, you think like us!

You def belong here BB, you think like us!

Oh you make me blush. I will wear my tiara proudly. I will practice a royal wave. I wiwill be the poster child for bb.

Oh you make me blush. I will wear my tiara proudly. I will practice a royal wave. I wiwill be the poster child for bb.

Shhhh, don't tell CG aka pppb

Where is tex? Rodeo, drilling for oil withh JR, trying out to be a cowboys cheerleader, looking for clues on the grassy knoll?

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Where is tex? Rodeo, drilling for oil withh JR, trying out to be a cowboys cheerleader, looking for clues on the grassy knoll?

No rodeo....I shot the bull.

JR is tooooo old!!

Cheerleader outfit too big, lol!

What grassy knoll? Nobody told me about a grassy knoll, am I missing something?

Where is tex? Rodeo' date=' drilling for oil withh JR, trying out to be a cowboys cheerleader, looking for clues on the grassy knoll?[/quote']

BB you're good! Summon aj and she appears.

Do it again, do it again, summon deedee or vgb or llb , summon them all...

here is toby

Is he holding his breathe? His face is blue.

How can he guard the princess's if he's got a cold?

I have one of those p words that hangs out with a pair of nuts.I don't get to use it enough for my liking.Sometimes I think it's just for the urinal.my wife I guess is at this age(47)that she just doesn't seem too interested.so I suffer through it.So to me it's not a joke.I have a lapband and it has worked quite well.And no.im not an ugly guy.

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