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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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That pun was Sooooo intended and wicked punny too.

I tell everyone to hang on there!!!

Well it does sound like it has a rough life.

Be patient with your wife, she could be going through menopause which can mess you up for quite a few years.

I never met a man who ever thought they were getting enough!

Hang in there! No pun intended

That pun was Sooooo intended and wicked punny too.

I couldn't tell if she was joking or not

Maybe she's too young, maybe a republican, maybe she wasn't raised in MA in an irish catholic family that was spoon fed kennedy trivia her entire life!

I tell everyone to hang on there!!!

I hope you meant hang IN there or else you are one naughty granny tonight. Heeheehee

Maybe she's too young' date=' maybe a republican, maybe she wasn't raised in MA in an irish catholic family that was spoon fed kennedy trivia her entire life![/quote']

She did live in England until she was 7.

Have to do some math.

39 y ago, no she wasn't born yet.

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I'm just a little slow.... It was pre-me!! Not republican or democrat..I'm a limey (they won't let Limey's vote, something about being a citizen) lol.

Carefull, you never know when I'll emerge!!!

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The princess summand me.....something about a troll.

I guess this penis thingy has stirred up some conversations...lol

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Buggy's been hunting!

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I'm just a little slow.... It was pre-me!! Not republican or democrat..I'm a limey (they won't let Limey's vote' date=' something about being a citizen) lol.

Carefull, you never know when I'll emerge!!![/quote']

What does a Texan with a British accent sound like??? I can hear John Wayne saying, "keep your pecker up, luv".

Pecker being chin, if you don't speak limey.

Buggy's been hunting!

Good doggy!!!"

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Buggy's been hunting!

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And, yes he is pulling all the stuffing out of all the dog beds.....

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