His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

I have one of those p words that hangs out with a pair of nuts.I don't get to use it enough for my liking.Sometimes I think it's just for the urinal.my wife I guess is at this age(47)that she just doesn't seem too interested.so I suffer through it.So to me it's not a joke.I have a lapband and it has worked quite well.And no.im not an ugly guy.

Well it does sound like it has a rough life.

Be patient with your wife, she could be going through menopause which can mess you up for quite a few years.

I never met a man who ever thought they were getting enough!

Hang in there! No pun intended

mad....if you walk by me, i will do this to you.....

looking for the b's

mad....if you walk by me' date=' i will do this to you.....[/quote']

That was funny

mad....if you walk by me' date=' i will do this to you.....[/quote']

I'm on my phone and can't see it...

Are they penguins?

Girl you are crazy!!! Trip me like that after I told you how much I wuv u!!!!

That was funny

That was not funny and don't encourage her!

Maddy I think that's some sort of mating ritual that penguins do.You better get your high powered glasses on...lol

No rodeo....I shot the bull.

JR is tooooo old!!

Cheerleader outfit too big, lol!

What grassy knoll? Nobody told me about a grassy knoll, am I missing something?

1963, dallas, jfk, the area the limo was passing

BB you're good! Summon aj and she appears.

Do it again, do it again, summon deedee or vgb or llb , summon them all...

I have mad powers that I have to use for good not evil. I can make aj appear but if I over use them, I can't be responsible for the fallout!

Maddy I think that's some sort of mating ritual that penguins do.You better get your high powered glasses on...lol

I have my glasses on and it's just CG being mean and nasty, mean and nasty.

BTW She's PMSing, thats why all our Banded Bs took off.

1963' date=' dallas, jfk, the area the limo was passing[/quote']

I couldn't tell if she was joking or not

Well it does sound like it has a rough life.

Be patient with your wife, she could be going through menopause which can mess you up for quite a few years.

I never met a man who ever thought they were getting enough!

Hang in there! No pun intended

That pun was Sooooo intended and wicked punny too.

I have mad powers that I have to use for good not evil. I can make aj appear but if I over use them' date=' I can't be responsible for the fallout![/quote']

I see your powers didn't keep her here.

Don't waste your super power energy