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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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WOW! Did this get my attention!

You ladies are hilarious! Lol

But what happens if you lose girth from your waistline AND your penis? :( :( Then what??? :(

Its a scientific fact that for every 20lbs you lose, you grow an inch longer.

I get my facts from Dr Oz, btw.lol

So turn that frown, upside down :lol:

You ladies are hilarious! Lol

Thank you. I try to be.

Its a scientific fact that for every 20lbs you lose' date=' you grow an inch longer.

I get my facts from Dr Oz, btw.lol

So turn that frown, upside down :lol:[/quote']

I have heard that too. So if a man should lose 300 pounds his penis will be too big and a waste

But what happens if you lose girth from your waistline AND your penis? :( :( Then what??? :(

there is plastic surgery for everything.

But what happens if you lose girth from your waistline AND your penis? :( :( Then what??? :(

I would say you'd be screwed. :)
  • 5 years later...

Fellas your penis needs a little extra love and attention so use a penis health creme once a day. It will take you only seconds to apply but will get vitamins and proteins down there that will improve hygiene, skin texture, function and more... this is huge when it comes to sex. I use one called Man1 Man Oil.. it's great. Check it out.

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