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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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To the Banded Bs.......

Weren't you proud of the Tigers on Saturday even though they lost? Even Saban said LSU played better than Bama.

I was really proud of the guys...Les Miles, I was a litle miffed at. But yes, overall, they played their hearts out.

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Yes, but we like them!!!

I am totally and utterly shocked at the contents of this thread. :blink:

Best thread since the anal sex was exhausted in the powder room. Lol.

Y'all are funny.

Can't .... breathe.... Laughing...... Too hard!

Wow, thanks. I needed that! :D

You girls are BAD! I like it!

maybe bad, but successful!

I didn't know this thread still existed.

I work next door to a Subway shop. All night I hear...."6 inch or 12inch". Kinda personal, dontcha think?!

and it all started with a joke about a ***** cat.....

I work for the railroad and I'm always asked, how long am I? But I really hate it when I'm told that they going to slide one in behind me in the siding.

lol, I sooooo...needed this laugh this morning. I love my friends and AJ you are the best.

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