His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

Without our princess, it was a very boring day.

Today was a horrible Monday at work. UGH!

I'm glad to catch up with my b*****s! I sure do miss y'all when I can't get in here.

DeeDee I'm glad you are able to pass the time at work here.

Pretty toes, I'm jealous. I really need a pedi!

Hey LLB! Sorry about your day. You're with us now, things will get better.

Did you hear about the princess's good day?

am like aj, i go once a month for my mani and pedi and eyebrow wax.......

i love just walking in and knowing they know exactly what to do..

am like aj' date=' i go once a month for my mani and pedi and eyebrow wax.......

i love just walking in and knowing they know exactly what to do..[/quote']

I could do that if I got a job! Naaa, I like retirement. Maybe I sell my body, get one nail done.

Man, do I have to play with myself again?

Come out, come out where ever you are.

had to eat din din

hubb got a new cell phone so he can text and its kicking his ass..........

had to eat din din

hubb got a new cell phone so he can text and its kicking his ass..........

My hub keeps his antique phone b/c he can't handle change. He doesn't txt.

Wonder how he'll handle me after I change?!

for my b*****s

When my gut's smaller, I'll be able to paint my own piggies.

$ 26 plus tip is more than I can justify spending without guilt.

I'm here, but I'm about to watch my Saints play on Monday Night Football. One thing you need to know about me is I'm a FOOTBALL girl. At our house, fall is about football. I love NFL and College.

So I missed it. How was your appointment today PPPB?

My hub keeps his antique phone b/c he can't handle change. He doesn't txt.

Wonder how he'll handle me after I change?!

He'll handle you more than ever!!!!!

If you're lucky maddy.He may handle you more...lol

I'll have to take up jogging!lol

I'll have to take up jogging!lol

jogging......he;ll wait in hot tub for you

he will say he saw a woman chasing a princess with a gun and some chick with a leaf rake in hot pursuit

all the while deedee up on the porch shaking her ass............all while you are out jogging