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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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BB my day job is working as an administrative assistant at a local university, but my FUN job is Disney Travel Agent. I'm a Disney junkie, so I love planning trips for others.

And no I was not at "Craft Night". LOL. I wish. There's a house full of people here and I'm loud! LOL

I will try to keep up today, but I have a client who is determined to make me earn my commission. She sent me an email last night asking for quotes on 7 different resorts. LOL. Between that and my beloved football...it's going to be tough. I am up for the challenge.

make you earn your commission.........let aj be your pimp momma

LOL

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We are on it!

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No hot sauce for Sophie, she was too busy growling as she ate.....Bugsy wanted dessert.

I can only imagine the annv story....... no don't need pics.

lets just say he didnt wash his face off well and that **** burns

sorry but wtf.....if i cant tell my b's anything why am i here....

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2nd or 3rd degree burns?

i dont know but he loves reminding me of it when company is around and he holding up the bottle.......

men..what can you do w/them

Wooooo Hot Mama!

So you're taking an old lady to see the ol cocaine sniffer glen Campbell?I looked it up.i think he is performing in Sarasota?

Wooooo Hot Mama!

what is weather like there??

cool here and maybe rain later

we are off shopping in a while.....

we turned the clocks back right??? gosh i need a princess helper

I didn't know Glen Campbell was of any significance in today's world..lol.I did meet Tanya Tucker.When she first started out in the 70s.at the heart of Illinois fair in Peoria,Illinois.Yes.im from Peoria,Illinois originally

Beware of the Kitty...I will steal your booty

aj wrote and off doing chores and getting guns ready

glad to see deedee write on here

she texted me yesterday and seems to be doing well

Where did the princess go? Did she have a Saturday night fever?

hub called and had to take care of my southern prince......sorry i left ya....

I shall have to get out my book of magic spells to find just the right one to dispense with trolls.

what is weather like there??

cool here and maybe rain later

we are off shopping in a while.....

we turned the clocks back right??? gosh i need a princess helper

We have had a nice morning. It has rained (not hard, just a good steady drizzle--just perfect for hubby's garden). I have the house open. It's supposed to cool off some more, should make for a nice week.

The time did change last night. Now I will be going home from work in the dark (well not totally dark, but it will be getting dark).

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