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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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Can I get a quick lesson on pisting cartoons, graphics, etc.? I use a galaxy tablet so maybe I need to be on a laptop.Teach me teach me

Your friend the penis is hack!!miss me?

good morning b's

how are the GIRLS........

its a monday....i got 2 dr appts today (argh)

and getting my flu shot .......did you guys get yours yet??

Silly story to share for election day eve.....

Years ago I taught a particularly odd student. His father was fed up with all the election hoopla, so one night he drove around and gathered hundreds of campaign signs, brought them to his house and had an emormous bonfire!

Another example of "apples and trees", every teachers mantra when dealing with difficult students/parents.

What every the outcome tomorrow, let's try to remember we are one nation under God, and WE will be much thinner and healthier by the next election!!!!!

Silly story to share for election day eve.....

Years ago I taught a particularly odd student. His father was fed up with all the election hoopla, so one night he drove around and gathered hundreds of campaign signs, brought them to his house and had an emormous bonfire!

Another example of "apples and trees", every teachers mantra when dealing with difficult students/parents.

What every the outcome tomorrow, let's try to remember we are one nation under God, and WE will be much thinner and healthier by the next election!!!!!

never voted before......me or hub

i am so excited...

how do you do it?

It's like taking those test at school, fill in the bubble. You just Christmas tree it!lol

No don't do that!

It's easy, they make it idiot proof, but not in Florida.

,,,,have you know my hubby will be with to guide me..you damn well know pppb cant do **** by herself...

Gooood Morning girlies....hope everyones day started out good...I'm at work...lady I'm caring for let's me on my phone soooo makes for a some what fun day....

YES voteing tomarrow....Maddy my town is so small ours is fill in the lil bubble...with a number 2 pencile no less....lol

How was the doc appt princess...

what little bubble are you all talking about. I am soooooooo lost,

deedee (((((hugs))))))

my surgeon appt is 130 and my dr appt is at 230 today

scared

nervous

fearing the worst...

wish you all would go w.me dammit

what little bubble are you all talking about. I am soooooooo lost' date='

deedee (((((hugs))))))

my surgeon appt is 130 and my dr appt is at 230 today

scared

nervous

fearing the worst...

wish you all would go w.me dammit[/quote']

Rolling my eyes.....girl stick that phone in your back pocket and we ARE all going with you ...hugs...

The bubbles like when you took sat test back in high school.....

OH NO SHE did not

that b***h rolled her eyes at me

OH NO SHE did not

i am soooooooooo telling deedee on you

oh crap, you are deedee

i am soooooooo telling AJ and Maddy and Banjo and Lisa

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