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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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    didnt we just get them done?? am i overdue??? what day is it?? am i lost??? what century am i in???

    where am i???? wtfuk is going on...........

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    I had halloween designs on mine so had to change... should be good for November, then Christmas design. :rolleyes:

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    Hey got my new scale today. It's pretty cool, course I have to callibrate it with my doctors office but I don't go there till the week of Thanksgiving. At lease I will see if the numbers go up or down. I am such a scale-a-holic!

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    Hey Banjo, any news on your surgery?

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    i wish we could have went together.........my pinky is still broke but thank heavens for super glue

    gonna try to gold out as long as i can..mine last for a month and its only been 2 weeks..

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    I did leaf aerobics today. Raking to tone arms, bending to fill barrels for ab crunches. Aaah New England after a fall storm. Snow is coming this week.On to shoveling aerobics!!! Joy.

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    Mine usually last a month too. I just wanted to get rid of the halloween design!

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    Hey Banjo, any news on your surgery?

    Should find out Nov. 8th. Thanks for asking. Thinking of wearing a wicked small belt til then as a homemade lapband.

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    I did leaf aerobics today. Raking to tone arms, bending to fill barrels for ab crunches. Aaah New England after a fall storm. Snow is coming this week.On to shoveling aerobics!!! Joy.

    You're talking snow & I'm sitting here in shorts and a tank top cause its 80 degree outside right now. Highs are mid 80s.... gotta love Texas!

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    ...........and you all call me a princess.....

    where is maddy?? have you seen deedee?? how was her job i wonder.......and lisa and desert???

    are they off looking for bunnies also..

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    Got my nails done today. I feel like a princess.

    Oooooopretty!!!

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    I haven't heard from anyone. Today was crazy, couldn't hang on LBT till late this afternoon.

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    Like the butterflies! I have to figure out how to do a fancy signature. I have to copy everything from the princess....have you noticed that?

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    Hello my prettys!

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    Maddy, What up?

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