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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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The Charming one is present my princess!

i hate people who think i am judging them like she wrote

if they only knew (me).......they'd know that wasnt the case

Sweet Caroline, I can tell you are a good girl. Just be thankful those crabby people are typing their frustrations and not yelling at their kids, spouses, etc.

i hate people who think i am judging them like she wrote

if they only knew (me).......they'd know that wasnt the case

Everyone does know that, but her. Don't let her get to you! We all have our haters, I know I do. Just like the real world, some like you, some don't. You have your Banded B's who adore you! What more do you need?!

The best part of a forum, no one really knows who they're talking to. You wouldn't know them if they were talking to you at a store. So who gives a crap!

I'm really a 25yo horny man, posing as a grandma.hahahahaha

Good Friday morning my Banded B's!!!

Hope everyone has a wonderful day !

I'll meet up with you later.

my 5 month f/u is monday at 230......am scared......

There's nothing to fear, but fear itself!!!

Put your pretty pink big girl panties on and expect the best.

Do you want me to come up there and go with you? I can kick your ass while I'm there!

to outsiders reading our thread.....not scared because i strayed off course, or ate wrong things.....but the scale is something that caused me alot of pain (as well as my own self). i have and i am doing well and i have amazed myself at the progress so far...i am making this band/plication work...

brett was my dr's pa......his last day was oct 31 and now i got a new gal named lisa.....

i have to like regroup as this guy brett was at my surgery, and visited me in hospital etc....

i am also having a pcd appt and getting a flu shot........owie

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to outsiders reading our thread.....not scared because i strayed off course' date=' or ate wrong things.....but the scale is something that caused me alot of pain (as well as my own self). i have and i am doing well and i have amazed myself at the progress so far...i am making this band/plication work...

brett was my dr's pa......his last day was oct 31 and now i got a new gal named lisa.....

i have to like regroup as this guy brett was at my surgery, and visited me in hospital etc....

i am also having a pcd appt and getting a flu shot........owie[/quote']

You do not have to justify yourself to anyone!

You will do awesome on Monday, nothing to fear but fear itself.

We will be with you every step of the way.

What's an f/u? And why are you afraid of it?

This bb wants to send good vibes to you.

Here they come...{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}

short for follow up...its my 5th month follow up

i get nervous around new people especially when it involves my weight and appearance..

having people judge me before they know me..frightens me...

Well, you write like a funny, knowledgable, confident person.

I feel fortunate to have stumbled upon madgram, tex, and you!

Good luck.

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Got my nails done today. I feel like a princess.

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