So I'm sitting here on the couch watching the Saturday morning news (Living the dream, I know)...

I thought I'd check in here, so I reached over and grabbed the laptop...

Opened it, signed in and have been sitting here checking you all out and commenting in my usual inimitable style...

All of a sudden, I realize that I've been sitting here for half an hour with the laptop actually in my lap..

MY LAP???

When did I get A LAP??

Oh yeah!!!

Listen up b*tches -

NSV or not, I HAVE A LAP!!!

Anyway, that's all...

Go back to your...

Whatever y'all are doing at this time of day/night...

I'm going out for a LAP DANCE!!!

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Did you just volunteer?

Or are you just gonna come with me when I go??

Hahah OMG. Love it! Can't wait till I have a lap. I keep joking that soon my Chihuahua is no longer going to have two shelves to sit on (stomach and boobs).

Again, thanx to all who have 'liked' and commented, both here and in PM...

The support and 'love' that is given so freely in this forum really is a huge help to me..

Much appreciated...

Jason

Now you need a little dog to fill in that space in your lap. My two little dogs were very excited that my lap is smaller and they can fill in the space.

@@KindaFamiliar Or you can get a big blue pit that takes up your whole body but thinks he's a lap dog!!!

@@sharkgirl

Strangely, a little dog isn't the first thing that comes to mind when I think about filling that gap...

@@Elode

Weren't you asked to leave this thread?

I mean, I'm pleased that your last post was at least polite - but surely you've left it a little late...

A lap?! Fabulous NSV, congratulations.

Cheeky lad .... and great with puns ... lol ????????????

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I notice you're avoiding answering...

Correcto Mundo .....

Just learned something new.

Mine was April 18th as well. Tomorrow I start my full liquids. I've only lost 2 pounds but I'm hoping it's because I've been swollen and such. I've been meeting my goals but like you, I'm so tired of liquids

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I actually gained 7 lbs because of swelling and IV fluids. I was so annoyed, but it's been coming off daily. Don't get discouraged, we're gonna rock this!!! Going into this surgery, we all knew it would be very difficult, but I have no doubts that we can accomplish our weight loss goals! Good luck with everything! Reach out if you need to! :-)

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Can someone explain to me what NSV means, please?

It is a Non scale Victory. Something positive that is not a number on the scale.

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Ok, this thread is just hilarious! @@KindaFamiliar, congratulations on your NSV! I absolutely love your sense of humor.

@M!@

Thanx...

I'm happy to amuse...

Drop in anytime...

Lol that was hilarious! Super excited for you!!

I felt the same way when I realized I could cross my legs! Appropriately without the leg on top sticking straight out because of all the extra fat on my legs!!

Congrats on the leg crossing @@Nurse_Lenora

Sometimes it really is the little things...

Thanx for reading...