So I'm sitting here on the couch watching the Saturday morning news (Living the dream, I know)...

I thought I'd check in here, so I reached over and grabbed the laptop...

Opened it, signed in and have been sitting here checking you all out and commenting in my usual inimitable style...

All of a sudden, I realize that I've been sitting here for half an hour with the laptop actually in my lap..

MY LAP???

When did I get A LAP??

Oh yeah!!!

Listen up b*tches -

NSV or not, I HAVE A LAP!!!

Anyway, that's all...

Go back to your...

Whatever y'all are doing at this time of day/night...

I'm going out for a LAP DANCE!!!

Sounds like the NSV just snuck up on you. Anyways congratulations!

Thanx @@crazygoose

Much appreciated...

@@KindaFamiliar you are a interesting chap...wish you lived closer we would have to rent a stage and just sit you down with a chair and a tube of hemorrhoid cream and watch!!!!!

love your posts!

you have me giggling at work and I have to explain about the cream.....

@@jane13

I'm glad I can bring a little joy to yo..

Nah...

I don't care about that...

Tho I'm grateful to anyone who actually gets all the way thru some of my meanderings...

As far as your little stage show idea goes - You're weird! And I like that sh*t!!

Feel free to frequent my region any time you like..

Yes, thank you for the giggles today, and the past giggles !