So I'm sitting here on the couch watching the Saturday morning news (Living the dream, I know)...

I thought I'd check in here, so I reached over and grabbed the laptop...

Opened it, signed in and have been sitting here checking you all out and commenting in my usual inimitable style...

All of a sudden, I realize that I've been sitting here for half an hour with the laptop actually in my lap..

MY LAP???

When did I get A LAP??

Oh yeah!!!

Listen up b*tches -

NSV or not, I HAVE A LAP!!!

Anyway, that's all...

Go back to your...

Whatever y'all are doing at this time of day/night...

I'm going out for a LAP DANCE!!!

@@jane13

Yes, yes it would be...

I'm not complaining...

Let's face it - I love the attention!!!

@@KindaFamiliar - and I like your posts!

doodle touching?

@@jane13

Did you just offer me doodle touching? ???

You all saw that, right??!!??

I'll have you know that I'm NOT a piece of meat, here simply for your pleasure and enjoyment!!

I have thoughts and feelings and....

Oh fine...

Touch it then...

Hey KF, lap it up! Bet you are really watching the midday rugby. I am with Heather, cant wait to cross the legs and have my ankles touch. Congrats to you. I think NSVs are better than scales.

@@FinallyFree!

No NRL til 3pm...

And the mighty Eels don't play til tonight...

So until then, it's Bariatric Pal forums and weird stalkings!!!

World rugby midday. What am I saying? I hate football.

You can't help it...

Ultimately, you're just another one of the crazies...

@@KristenLe

Apologies to you...

I read your post earlier and thought "I'll come back and flirt with you later.."

Alas, I'm no good at flirting and also, the other lunatics side-tracked me...

Perhaps another day...

@@KindaFamiliar Awww! That great! Warning......when you stand up you will have a lap no more. Joy kill, I know!

@@Elode

You really do suck...

Get outta my thread...

@@KindaFamiliar You're welcome!!

Yep that's an NSV! YaY!!

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

I get it! I can't wait to cross my legs!

I did that this week! Was chatting with a friend, not paying attention, then looked down and stopped! I said "Whoah! I crossed my legs!" My friend looked at me like I had just discovered the sky was blue.

NSV, Woohoo !!!

Keep up the good work ..... lap dancing ..... next will be pole dancing ....

@@KindaFamiliar, Congratulations on your NSV! Yes, that definitely qualifies! Thanks for sharing, and keep letting us know about your NSV’s…when you notice them, of course, and you’re not too busy living life and loving it to notice them!