So I'm sitting here on the couch watching the Saturday morning news (Living the dream, I know)...

I thought I'd check in here, so I reached over and grabbed the laptop...

Opened it, signed in and have been sitting here checking you all out and commenting in my usual inimitable style...

All of a sudden, I realize that I've been sitting here for half an hour with the laptop actually in my lap..

MY LAP???

When did I get A LAP??

Oh yeah!!!

Listen up b*tches -

NSV or not, I HAVE A LAP!!!

Anyway, that's all...

Go back to your...

Whatever y'all are doing at this time of day/night...

I'm going out for a LAP DANCE!!!

Awesome!

I get it! I can't wait to cross my legs!

LOL! Isn't it wonderful?

Who knew!

that certainly qualifies as an excellent NSV!

that certainly qualifies as an excellent NSV!

@KindaFamilar. An great NSV and a good laugh for me (your posts are always hysterical)! Congrats!

While you're out looking for your lap (dance), would you keep an eye out for my a**?

I seemed to have lost it sometime seemingly 'overnight". Yesterday I had a substantial one and today--poof! notta...

I am still pondering whether or not a missing broad butt is a good thing...

Enjoy your new discovery. A lap can be very useful for sooo many interesting adventures.

Can someone explain to me what NSV means, please?

Can someone explain to me what NSV means, please?

It is a Non Scale Victory. Something positive that is not a number on the scale.

@@cat.jackson89 non scale victory

a good thing that is not "numbers on a scale" related.

fitting into a roller coaster seat

trying your shoes

getting up from the floor

Awesome! Thanks!

delete - double post :/

Thanx all for your 'likes' and your comments...

You're not a bad bunch of crazies I guess...

Especially the double posters...

You guys make my thread look twice as interesting as it actually is!!!!

@@KindaFamiliar that would be me...and I am struggling with a kindle and being a non computer geek...

@@Valentina

The loss of an arse is definitely something to mourn..

I'm quite the fan!!!

I've noticed recently that I spend quite a bit of time looking at arse...

I'm not sure what yours looks like but I'll be sure to give it a firm talking to should I see it out and about...

But enough about arse...

I HAVE A LAP!!!!

Carry on...