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Well, we've had a few people coming to "hawk their goods" on the LBT forum lately. The thing that strikes me as really dumb about these covert ads is that if they had just participated and had something to contribute they might have done some business here instead of alienating their market.

After referrals on threads from "real" members how many of us ordered the liquid vites and how many got some of those Protein chips? (And BTW, I loved 'em, but I will NOT be getting any more of the chips as I sat here and ate thru 3 entire packs when the box came! If you get a box DON'T open it alone!)

Anyway, as an active member I want to give an absolutely blatant and well-deserved product endorsement for someone who has contributed IMMENSELY on this board-- Our Own Fox-tailed Vixen, Delovely DeLarla.

As many of you know (& I guess the lucky Vegas bashers are gettin a peek) she has recently started a business offering "Intimate" articles. I ordered an item from her last week and I just have to say, OH MY LORD!!

In fact I think I have to GASP it. I won't go into item details or specific results here other than saying this could put Match.com outta business!

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You can PM her if you are interested in more specifics & she has my permission to share which article I bought. It's a heckofa time for her to start this business as product comes from Louisianna--but even a more important time for her to have our support.

And please excuse me but I HAVE to say it, if orgasms burn calories I'm gonna have a heck of a loss this week.

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Oh My Gosh I'm cracking up!!!!

DeLovely DeLarla, very cute. That should be on her business cards!!!

Burn those calories, girl! And give SOME indication of just which item is the source of your elation these days...you simply have to tell!!!

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oh my-Im just glad Im off to a church to volunteer evacuees today-i feel I need to be in a cleansing environment after this post-lol.well that and the fact I too want to know what ya got-lol.

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Ummmm I have an IDEA of what you got!! ehehehehehe GOOD FOR YOU!!! Does it fall into the category with animal names....Beaver,Rabbit,Dolphin...ehehehehehe Gotta get a catelog from DeLarla... The company that I typically order from is always "threatening" me..."This is your last chance to order" ~ Or "Due to the high cost of advertising this will be your last catelog".....They keep coming....ehehehehehehehe

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Just wondering if these "goods" require saline fills? You know, adjustments for ultimate efficiency! LOL

Ray

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Just wondering if these "goods" require saline fills? You know, adjustments for ultimate efficiency! LOL

Ray

You mean ribbed for her pleasure? ROFL

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....so I take it there's OTHER kinds of 'silicon' goods.... :eek

No, I don't think it's silicon... but I'm actually not sure WHAT it's made of. I did get the feeling it was a serious instrument when I saw the 3 D-battery slot.

She has products for men too Jack! You'll have to get something and give us a review from a guy's perspective.

And of course she's got PLENTY of stuff for couples. I'm not part of a "couple" so my needs are fairly limited at this time. I'll look forward to checking out some of the other toys in the future.

I just want to say I've always wanted to order this kind of thing but didn't want to end up on some list controlled by who knows who. I've still got a 17-yr-old son at home and although he doesn't pay much attention to the mail I wouldn't want any kind of address that would pique his curiousity. So it's really nice to have a person I actually know as a source.

And yes for those curious ones, it does have an animal name.

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Ouch!!!!!

Ray

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