Well, we've had a few people coming to "hawk their goods" on the LBT forum lately. The thing that strikes me as really dumb about these covert ads is that if they had just participated and had something to contribute they might have done some business here instead of alienating their market.

After referrals on threads from "real" members how many of us ordered the liquid vites and how many got some of those Protein chips? (And BTW, I loved 'em, but I will NOT be getting any more of the chips as I sat here and ate thru 3 entire packs when the box came! If you get a box DON'T open it alone!)

Anyway, as an active member I want to give an absolutely blatant and well-deserved product endorsement for someone who has contributed IMMENSELY on this board-- Our Own Fox-tailed Vixen, Delovely DeLarla.

As many of you know (& I guess the lucky Vegas bashers are gettin a peek) she has recently started a business offering "Intimate" articles. I ordered an item from her last week and I just have to say, OH MY LORD!!

In fact I think I have to GASP it. I won't go into item details or specific results here other than saying this could put Match.com outta business!

You can PM her if you are interested in more specifics & she has my permission to share which article I bought. It's a heckofa time for her to start this business as product comes from Louisianna--but even a more important time for her to have our support.

And please excuse me but I HAVE to say it, if orgasms burn calories I'm gonna have a heck of a loss this week.

We make wonderful, passionate love - sometimes it doesn't last as long as I'd like - but that happens. Mostly we do the same old things because that's what works, not that I don't want to try, but its too complicated and uncomfortable being this large. I think he understands that because he doesn't push for those things anymore - like I'm noooo good at being on top and I know he'd like this. It's too hard for me to move around at this weight and I feel veryyyyy self-conscious and akward in this position. But I will when I get some weight off.

Thanks so much for sharing some of your personal experiences. I think it is great that you already have identified some issues you have. And about that "not as long as you'd like"... Lisa has a cure for that!! And about the positions.... Lisa has a cure for that!! And about not enjoying the top position.... Lisa has the cure for that too!!

No worries... we are all here for you!

Someone needs to put out "kama sutra for fluffies" book. Any other simple positions besides missionary, on the side, and from the barking position? I'm not trying to be graphic - just wanting to know if anyone has luck with something else.

***blushing furiously!!!!!**** Oh for even doing the missionary...

I was already in the market to buy a business, so I purchased my Slumber Parties business specifically to promote plus size sexuality. I've had 3 parties so far, and I start the show by talking about my plus-size lingerie and explain that size doesn't dictate sexuality. Two of the parties gave me a round of applause during my opening demo because even the women that we "think" are thin see themselves as fat. Size 4 women hate their bodies because of stretch marks, cellulite and saggy skin. I originally refused to carry petite sizes, but that's just as discriminatory, so I've been adding small pieces.

Before marriage I was one big sexual hang-up and never got nakey in the light. But my hubby changed that. He sees a pair of my big panties or a booby and gets aroused. I can see by the gleam in his eye that he thinks I'm hot, so beauty really is in the eye of the beholder. If your partner wants some nookie or licky licky, it's because they desire you and find you sexually attractive. My hubby has a big belly that his friends poke fun at but I find it extremely sexy. It goes both ways.

As far as parties in California and Arizona, make sure to book several weeks in advance because my calendar is full through the beginning of October. And I haven't even had two seconds to devise a marketing strategy! This stuff sells itself. I can't even keep up! I started last month with enough catalogs for a year... NOT. Women fought over them so I had to place an emergency order yesterday.

As far as sexual positions for the fluffy, try The Complete Guide to Sexual Positions (yep, I carry it.) It's not specifically for fluffy people, but it covers every position known to date, so you try them all till you find ones comfy for you.

Better than books are the Love Ball and/or Love Swing. Both were too embarrassing for me to carry in my line, but I got over that because the demand is enormous, so I'm waiting for my shipment. The Love Swing holds up to 400 pounds and is recommended by chiropractors because it's weightless sex that removes pressure from all joints. Only one person gets in the swing at a time, and you can hide it inside a gutted lamp or fake smoke detector after installing it according to the instructions.

The Love Ball is amazing. It's like a mooshy yoga ball and comes with suggestions for positions, which prop up your fun parts in ways for easier access.

NOW FOR THE PERSON WHO THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY WHO HAD ME MAIL A CATALOG TO SOMEONE THAT GOT OFFENDED..... Sorry, your plan backfired. The woman was so offended by my catalog that she called me long distance. But after we both figured out that someone was playing a nasty trick, we ended up getting a good laugh. The more controversy and negativity this thread receives, the faster people rush e-mails to me requesting catalogs. Thanks for the extra business.

P.S. Thank you, Michelle. I tried to avoid having the Slumber Party as part of the Bash, which is why I started it so late. But even though I drank half a pitcher of Toxic Tea, I'm glad I was able to convey the message that sex isn't dirty or something to be ashamed of. Even our shyest gal (no names) blushed but didn't stomp out of the room in complete disgust.

When I do real hostess parties, I bring my own bottled Water. I don't drink whatsoever around, and I won't even accept so much as a carrot stick. Completely professional.

Lisa-

You are very inspiring! Do you know if there are very many reps in Minnesota yet? If I was going to join you, can I do so under you or do I or should I- find someone in this area?

M

Candysmooch.... Lisa has a book that has sexual positions in it. I think it has something like 250 different ways to "do it". Some are quite interesting. Some I wouldn't try if I was a contortionist. But nevertheless, it is a good book to get some excellent ideas. And yes, they do work for us "fluffy" ladies.

Whispering.... Shhh... quiet everyone.....it's here.... it's official... shhh....

You must type the WWW. first, or just click the link below.

www.slumberpartiesbylisab.com

I feel like I just delivered a baby. I hate the pic, but I'll deal cuz this is flippin' exciting!

Lisa, where did your post just go with your web site ? I know I just saw it here and went to it..did you delete your post again? You silly girl, put it back up there right now!

Anyways, what a great web site, love the picture of you, you look beautiful. So if I want to roder , it goes directly to you and you fill the order and ship them out? Is that how it works to order online?

Lisa,

I just checked it all out and I'm so excited for you! You've worked so hard and your passion is contageous!!!

I so hope all your dreams come true...

Megan

I had to delete it for 2 seconds then start over because it was all screwed up trying to make it colored and bolded and fancy. Too complicated.

Anything ordered from my site gets shipped directly from the warehouse, completely confidential. The company then gives me credit to shop with, which is how I build my inventory and keep it stocked. Did anyone at my party have to wait for orders to be shipped? Heck no, not in Lisa Land!

Thanks gals, this is super fun. If anyone is bored or wants bunches of extra money, feel free to call me. I'm blown away!

Uh, Dylan'smom (Kelly) sells Snickerdoodle Cookie mix that she hasn't baked for us. Does anyone else see a problem with this?

I know what she's bringing if she can make it to next year's Vegas Blast. Gee, maybe I'll try this delicious Water - blah.

Those Snickerdoodle Cookies are pretty dang good BTW! I got some last year around C-mas time and they are excellent with a little cinnamon added in too!!!

Watkins has WAAAAAAAAY too much good food to choose from.

Lisa, I just have to thank you again for the slumber party you gave us, it has done wonders for me & hubby and I didnt even get very many "new" toys but what I got sure has made a difference in our sex life WOW! ...it is so nice to have someone you know where you can go to to purchase these items, and not feel insecure, shy or embarrassed. It is amazing to me how many women think "toys" are just for themselves, they do not realize the pleasure recieved when both are involved in the use of these "toys" I'm taking the catalog to work this weekend when all of my waitresse's will be there. I also have been giving out your web site left and right.

What Michelle said is exactly why I'm thrilled to be in this business. I've had 2 women call me in happy tears the day after a party because of their newfound intimacy. Another girl (co-worker) made her husband so happy that he agreed to paint their house so she can hostess a party. My marriage is perfect now, huge improvement, because I'm no longer stressed out about our future. I have my own "baby" now to play with, and it's very satifying (not to mention the goodies.)

As far as my website, it wasn't mandatory. I had to pay for it - and I did so because some people are even too shy to talk to me. It's my site, but the webmaster controls the orders, which means even I can't see what people order. Michelle, thanks for all your support.

Now it's 3 p.m. carbo-crash time and all I can think about are cookies. Thanks, Kel.