Well, we've had a few people coming to "hawk their goods" on the LBT forum lately. The thing that strikes me as really dumb about these covert ads is that if they had just participated and had something to contribute they might have done some business here instead of alienating their market.

After referrals on threads from "real" members how many of us ordered the liquid vites and how many got some of those Protein chips? (And BTW, I loved 'em, but I will NOT be getting any more of the chips as I sat here and ate thru 3 entire packs when the box came! If you get a box DON'T open it alone!)

Anyway, as an active member I want to give an absolutely blatant and well-deserved product endorsement for someone who has contributed IMMENSELY on this board-- Our Own Fox-tailed Vixen, Delovely DeLarla.

As many of you know (& I guess the lucky Vegas bashers are gettin a peek) she has recently started a business offering "Intimate" articles. I ordered an item from her last week and I just have to say, OH MY LORD!!

In fact I think I have to GASP it. I won't go into item details or specific results here other than saying this could put Match.com outta business!

You can PM her if you are interested in more specifics & she has my permission to share which article I bought. It's a heckofa time for her to start this business as product comes from Louisianna--but even a more important time for her to have our support.

And please excuse me but I HAVE to say it, if orgasms burn calories I'm gonna have a heck of a loss this week.

Look every man in the eye as you pass by him.

Girl, this is huge. This entails walking with your head held high and THAT is intoxicating. Heck I look every man AND woman in the eye. It makes me feel great to even get a smile from a fellow gal, like we're in it together or something.

And yeah, looking a man in the eyes and getting a look back is a great confidence boost. Just don't look *too* long cuz the creepy ones will get the wrong idea. lol!!!

I've actually been working for a change so I'm dying to get home and read all this. But quick before the mail goes out... I'm cracking up!

I've received countless requests for catalogs, but could ya'll do me a favor and give me real names? The post office can't find Peaches_n_herb or Flowerlilly, for example! I should know my clients, but I only know most of you by screen names! I've tried being clever and matching screen names with your signature, but some of you slinky gals are hard to figure out!

Okay, they aren't the only people on the boards who should probably do this, but most forward in my mind at the moment: Crystal and Megan need to write books. And I will wait all night at the bookstore for them when they are going on sale the next day.

I'm going to start with Megan's baby steps and figure out my one sexy feature that I like. I could probably find a problem with any part of my body if you asked me, but I will find one tonight that I like. And yes, I obviously have the self confidence of a gnat, and I do need to work on that as well. Any time I think I want to do/say something sexy for my boyfriend, right when I'm about to do it I back out because I just don't think it's going to go the way it was in my head (before I let my lack of self confidence screw up my mental picture, anyway). So, step one tonight; find something sexy about me, and then accentuate it somehow. I'll report back tomorrow on this

Since I have not entirely lost my boobs in the process (started 42DD) now 38DD or DDD. I have started wearing sexy bras. Sometimes I wear something snug or hugging to my upper body to show off..

Excellent Sarah! Remember, this is about *you* not anyone else. This is you find sexy about yourself. This is you defining you, not someone else's opionion. Not unless you want to cary them about in your brain.

Ladies, all the catalog requests have gone out except those received yesterday and today. I'll try to get them out by this afternoon but things got crazy and now I'm getting ready for the big bash that starts tonight.

I love this thread but won't be able to read everything with much focus till after the bash. But I will be back!

I certainly don't have a sexy body, but I tell myself and anyone around me that I'm one hot, sexy mamma. It's all in the attitude.

I learned about a survey in Slumber Parties training, and the majority of men don't like skinny women. They want something to hold onto. We are exactly where God wants us to be today, so embrace that.

If you don't have a partner, buy yourself some lingerie, a nice pheromone candle, bubble bath, nice music, some lube and a toy or 4. Be your own best date. I'm married and still "date myself" on occasion because my husband is like a kid grabbing at my apron all day, so even I need alone time.

Ok get this my Mom is waiting for a package from Ebay so she went yesterday and checked my mail.. I told her packages do not come in the mail box, look between the door. So hopefully she is not in my mailbox today.. And that is that I raced home yesterday so I could be there first to look and see if the goodies came. Oh well maybe today or tomorrow I will sit on the curb and wait for the mailman to deliver the goodies.

I say "IT AIN"T SERIOUS EQUIPMENT TIL IT USES 3 PHASE ELECTRICITY!!! LOL

I'll report back tomorrow on this

Ahem, "tomorrow" has come and gone a couple of times now. Where's the Update?

I was very impressed with Lisa's new business, she gave us a first hand show of it while there for the Bash, our own private Slumber Party.What a perfect business for Lisa, she is a natural, she has the perfect personality for the job, She is going to be a huge success, I'm going to have her here to Cali for a weekend for a Slumber Party. All of us handled it with dignity and grace, no embarrassment or awkward moments, however we did laugh our ass's off at times, and um my hubby loved the bussom buddies balm and so did I WOW! Tonight is Love Mitten time, going to give my husband a massage while burining my phermone candle , he is going in for some tests today, has been having some health problems so this will be great to relax him after a long stressful day. Oh and I scratched my "love lotto" card that I won and here is what it said 69, in the back yard after work, since neither of us are working until Wednesday, guess we will have to hold off until then

Ok, I thought the thoughts on one's sexiness deserved it's own thread, so I made one in the lounge called "Woo! I'm Sexy!" My thoughts are there, with my feets

Michelle, where/when is this party? hehe.

michelle let me know when the party is too. I am so there.

michelle let me know when the party is too. I am so there.

ME TOO!!

A Slumber Party in CA would be great!

I have extra beds if anyone needs a place to stay. I'm about half an hour from Michelle (right? MV?).

We need a bash in The OC!

Hey......... We are having one in Phoenix too! Save some airfare miles to come visit me too!!!!

First off, I was very upset at people wanting this thread removed - I understand taking the extra precautions but then people kept coming back. Stop reading if you are offended. Some of us NEED this thread.

I struggle with bedroom stuff and I need a group of gals who are big like me to talk to about it. You understand what I am going through.

I once bought a sexy nightie and matching stripper shoes for valentines day for my boyfriend. I took a bath and put the outfit on and thought I looked ridiculous! I took off the shoes and opted to keep the teddy on but then I went and put my big fluffy pink bathrobe over it. I just thought it didn't flatter me.

How silly my boyfriend must have thought after he opened my robe and saw I was hiding sexy negligee' under it because I didn't have the confidence to walk down to him without the robe. I still see the shoes sitting high up in the closet thinking - one day - one day soon I'm going to strap those puppies on with the same negligee and try it again, but right this time. I look in the mirror and from the shoulders down, I don't like what I see - I don't find it attractive - and my boyfriend will be a typical man and make a comment once in awhile about a hottie on tv - nothing crude - he'll just be like dangggggg. In my head when I look in the mirror I think what does he find so attractive about me? If he thinks the skinny girls with big boobs are so hot - I look nothing even comparable to them - so why is he with me? Yes I have a beautiful face and I'd have to pick my face as my sexy feature but other than that.......

My gal pal who is big also told me if you haven't taken a good look at yourself "down there" then you need to. I said how? She said put a mirror on the floor and straddle it and take a look. Mmmmm, not such a good idea - I'm disgusted by my body so how can my boyfriend not be? I have numerous scars on my thighs and pubic area from sores I've gotten over the years from my thighs rubbing together and I think - I don't blame my boyfriend for only heading south once every few months. If I was a man I wouldn't want to either.

My man and I got into a fight one time and I brought this up in anger and later he told it wasn't anything like that - he'd do it everyday if I wanted him to. I believe him. We make wonderful, passionate love - sometimes it doesn't last as long as I'd like - but that happens. Mostly we do the same old things because that's what works, not that I don't want to try, but its too complicated and uncomfortable being this large. I think he understands that because he doesn't push for those things anymore - like I'm noooo good at being on top and I know he'd like this. It's too hard for me to move around at this weight and I feel veryyyyy self-conscious and akward in this position. But I will when I get some weight off. Thanks for reading - and anyone who is offended can kiss my big toe - I'm a big girl with a healthy appetite for sex who has some problems and needs someone who understand to share with.