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The view from 'down there' (a ladies room post)



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Lmao... Too funny that was a trip! But it got me thinking lol. Nice break from all the serious stuff on here.

I was afraid to post... I keep dreaming of putting a cheeseburger in a blender! But after that, what the heck lol.

Following my appendectomy, I was on IV for a couple of days. The drip prevented hunger, but when I began to feel better (the fever dropped), I felt it. Since my first day of food would be liquid and soft things, I proposed pizza in a blender. Cheeseburger sounds so much better. Wish I'd thought of it then. The pizza, of course, didn't happen, which is a good thing, considering how unappetizing it sounds.

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The fact that I come back to read this thread tells me.... I think I need to get a little more action going on in my life. I have a nice flat tummy and yet, nothing to view... dammit!

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The fact that I come back to read this thread tells me.... I think I need to get a little more action going on in my life. I have a nice flat tummy and yet, nothing to view... dammit!

There is nothing so sad as a nice, flat tummy not serving its purpose as a view-finder or compass

Giddyap, Cowgirl.

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Awesome NSV..,,. ROCK on!!!

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Awesome NSV..,,. ROCK on!!!

More like she got her "rocks off". ;)

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I can't wait to have that view and many others I haven't been able to see while doing that with my hubbs!

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Ok, I just read through this whole post. I needed more of this as at weigh in today I am down to 189, my belly is pretty flat now. But now I have a problem.......my hubby is deer hunting:(

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@@grandmaofone maybe you need to start deer hunting or at least visit the blind, nothing like getting busy while being in the wild ???????????? (my husband had a deer blind)????

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:o

LMAO!!! :lol:

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this post! It made me laugh and smile ear-to-ear. It is DEFINITELY NSV QUALIFIED and there is nothing more erotic than watching the hubby going down town!!! :D ;)

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We all recognize, don't we, that this topic will never fade away? Long after BP is gone, this topic will reside either in the Smithsonian or the Library of Congress. Did you see that DHR, our darling OP, will run her first 5K on Thanksgiving? She'll be thinking of this dubious form of immortality that she's achieved and be propelled across the finish line laughing and blushing.

*@dhrguru

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On my top ten for NSV!!!!

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