Repetitive and Circuitous Topics....

[Seela 1,187]

So boogers and semen are listed but you can't find sex under the exercise section?!? WTH MFP?!?

Right? I think it should be listed like walking:

Sex- light effort

Sex- medium effort

Sex- strenuous effort

[Teachamy 1,042]

Man, I leave this thread for a few days and I miss butt shelves (which I am envious of), apparent strenuous sexcapades, and booger consumption. (Can sumption be done about booger miners?) The next time someone asks for pureed food ideas, I may find it hard to hold all this new-found information back!

[SnohoGal98296 371]

How many butts have you collected? Is it a drag having to dust them every week?

Well there is the big one, the others I seem to have lost somewhere, they were there when I sat down, hmmm...

Dusting is definitely a drag, but I just can't help it, I do a little turn and bam that end table is dusted, another little turn and darn it, how did that get knocked on the floor? Oh Yeah, my butt shelf did it!

Edited April 9, 2014 by SnohoGal98296

[Teachamy 1,042]

Butt shelvers have all the luck.

[always a Labrat 9]

So I am sitting here at work having a really bad week - sick kids holes in my roof stupid people at work. No caffeine. - and started reading I feel soo much better. Thanks guys now I can make people nervous bc I'm smiling now I just need to find the duct tape ..

[Mrs.RRn 2,110]

According to my fitness pal... 3g per booger

I wonder if there's a difference - green vs yellow boogers? How about just white or clear snot???

Seriously, someone needs to be studying this.

[LindafromFlorida 1,542]

According to my fitness pal... 3g per booger

I wonder if there's a difference - green vs yellow boogers? How about just white or clear snot???

Seriously, someone needs to be studying this.

If the Government reads this they will appoint a Committee and allot 4 Billion Dollars for research. Shhhhh!

[always a Labrat 9]

3grams of what? Carbs Proteins germs. If ur doing ur journal y'all gotta know where to put it

[SnohoGal98296 371]

Is it mean to say the posts about "I hate Protein shakes what do I eat?" People start recommending Soup, yogurt, clear Protein, etc. "NOPES! Hate all that stuff too, help me what do I eat?", is it awful that I want climb the wall at that point?!?

Dang it someone just put an Elf on my butt shelf!

[Kindle 8,667]

WTF!! Why didn't someone warn be about this bowel cleanse stuff they make you drink for a colonoscopy?!? It's the most foul thing to ever pass my lips. And believe me, I've put a lot of gross things in my mouth! I would much rather feast on boogers and semen. And they wanted me to drink 16 oz of it followed by 32 oz Water within 1 hour. Are you fucking kidding me?! Took 1/2 hour to gag down about 10 oz. I was told it would be a couple hours to see "results", But it kicked in before I could even fill a glass with water. Apparently the instructions have not been adjusted for gastrectomy patients!

[Mrs.RRn 2,110]

According to my fitness pal... 3g per booger

I wonder if there's a difference - green vs yellow boogers? How about just white or clear snot???

Seriously, someone needs to be studying this.

If the Government reads this they will appoint a Committee and allot 4 Billion Dollars for research. Shhhhh!

My tax dollars have paid for worse things... Maybe this would actually be useful!!

[Seela 1,187]

I'm bored so I made my kids let me take pictures of them... haha they weren't too happy but they let me play.

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[longtimecoming7 390]

I'm bored so I made my kids let me take pictures of them... haha they weren't too happy but they let me play.

Look at those curls!

Cuties!

[Seela 1,187]

Look at those curls!

Cuties!

Thanks! I think so too now if I could just get them to do their chores...

[moonlitestarbrite 902]

WTF!! Why didn't someone warn be about this bowel cleanse stuff they make you drink for a colonoscopy?!? It's the most foul thing to ever pass my lips. And believe me, I've put a lot of gross things in my mouth! I would much rather feast on boogers and semen. And they wanted me to drink 16 oz of it followed by 32 oz Water within 1 hour. Are you f**king kidding me?! Took 1/2 hour to gag down about 10 oz. I was told it would be a couple hours to see "results", But it kicked in before I could even fill a glass with water. Apparently the instructions have not been adjusted for gastrectomy patients!

i hope you a feeling better now! that sounds terrible.