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Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

I've heard from several people who did this already and I didnt have one until today!

Named my band "Oscar the Grouch" because of the constant complaining :lol:

What's your band's name and why?? B)

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Watches you turn blue.....on a good note...I have been up for 2 hrs and drank 2 c water...and coffee and I'm not hungry yet ...

Sitting at hospital waiting for pre admit. Why do they make you walk so far?

CG breath, Alex will write you on your upcoming birthday.

Morning DSD!

Where you at aj?

CG, see if you can put your mirror down and try to get some work done.

Good note- don't have to pay a dime!!!!

ok, i will stop holding breath.....have to find mirror to gaze at myself.......

paying nothing is outstanding :)

is it a big hospital for the pre stuff?

Yep, Sarasota Memorial. Both my girls born there, plus all my grandchildren. Had hysterectomy there too. I'm surprised they don't say , we know you, you're not welcome here.

i'd def say that to you....i mean i am surprised they dont have you pegged to arrest on site

just saying........looking around sheepishly

Morning~

Alec said he doesn't write to pink princesses with pretty nails........

He only writes to b*****s. Hehehe

Just kidding, wanted to see if you were awake. Feeling fisty today....make up for yesterday.

Children, play nice! LOL

Good Morning Aj.....i see you see the princess has been wide awake for a while.....

Maddy how ya doing hun.....

Noel....you hit it right on the head..."children "....we gotta love um

chez-----aj started it.........so did maddy

deedee (sticking my tongue out at you)

shame when they have to pick on princesses

Good Morning Aj.....i see you see the princess has been wide awake for a while.....

Maddy how ya doing hun.....

Noel....you hit it right on the head..."children "....we gotta love um

Now I know why I love you so much DSD, you called me a child and I'm older than you.hahaha

Now CG, definitely needs to grow up. It's not all about pretty pink nails, princess's and dragons. It's about being nice to your fellow princess's.

I'm not messing with aj today. She had a can of whoop ass this am.

If our new band friend plays nice, she can join our club!

Banded 5 strikes again!

.....hm...me likes it when u talk dirty.....

Muddy, dusty, moldy, icky, crappy

Are u happy yet? I didn't think so.

:P

Children' date=' play nice! LOL[/quote']

Noel, what is your bands name?

In case you didn't see, I'm I Lil Sexy.

Don't let CG tell you she's sexy, she's not.

Well, maybe a little. But don't tell her I said that, her tiara won't fit.

Love seeing you here!

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