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Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

I've heard from several people who did this already and I didnt have one until today!

Named my band "Oscar the Grouch" because of the constant complaining :lol:

What's your band's name and why?? B)

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    .....will start calling u joan crawford in a bit woman....

    yellow rose my ASS

    Ok who pissed in your protein shake this morning?

    Picking on me when Mad isn't here to defend me......

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    me wuvs you sugah bugah

    i shall defend you with glorious pink honor no matter what

    that being said......

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    Right back at ya babe!

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    aj and mad..........deedee will defend me if need be so watch OUT

    laughs...OOooo im right there for ya NC...we all know your just a good O gal.....coughs...chokes...laughs...

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    laughs...OOooo im right there for ya NC...we all know your just a good O gal.....coughs...chokes...laughs...

    Great, now you've corrupted Dee.

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    and Im naming my band...my lil lifesaver....cherry flovored even....lol

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    Ooooo Aj....i think I had a lil bit of that befor LBT ...

    and CN watch that potty mouth...i got soap and know how to use it

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    Yummm, cherry lifesavers.

    What is it with todays postings that is making me crave food??

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    Ooooo Aj....i think I had a lil bit of that befor LBT ...

    and CN watch that potty mouth...i got soap and know how to use it

    She would enjoy the soap too much!

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    you know i am a princess and for the life of me

    i cant understand how you b***** are not being servants to me.....it was the band 3...........aj we need to be the band 4

    i think we should and must now add deedee

    the 4 b******

    and if soap is good make it ivory. i like that one

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    OOOooo CG i tryed the Cliff Builder bars peanutbutter OMG to die for !!! and I thought yea right when you said a half fills you...but you were right about that too....Hmmmm 2 for 2 girlie....hugs

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    see...i am not only gorgeous.......with pretty nails......but smart deedee.......now tell aj and maddy that

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    see...i am not only gorgeous.......with pretty nails......but smart deedee.......now tell aj and maddy that

    OOOooo Im sure Aj and Maddy know...they are just toying with you Silly Girl with the sexy hair..you forgott the hair !!!

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