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Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

I've heard from several people who did this already and I didnt have one until today!

Named my band "Oscar the Grouch" because of the constant complaining :lol:

What's your band's name and why?? B)

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see...i am not only gorgeous.......with pretty nails......but smart deedee.......now tell aj and maddy that

We know, we know oh loving pink princess with the pretty nail and the awesome hair!

.....princess floating in the clouds of admiration from her servants.........

Time to knock princess off her cloud...

Dee please wash her potty mouth out with ivory liquid.

aj you sure had to take a load of crap from pppb today. My condolences!

Luv you Dee!! You're so sweet & special.

Don't trust the princess, she has this thing about knives & backs.j/s

They hurt my feelings... :(

They hurt my feelings... :(

I'm really sorry I had to leave you with the evil pink princess. I'm hear now, I'll take care of her, along with that nasty person who was so rude to you. Talk about needing mental help, maybe PPB can refer her to her therapist.

I can't believe she also corrupted Dear Sweet Dee! Whom I'm now going to refer to as DSD.

It's ok, I just got s personal message from Alex. :)

Aj...did he scold you for posting them pics again....lol....ok CG is really tarnishing me Maddy......bats my pretty lashes...

corrupt deedee and her basing eyelashes

por ole aj in corner pouting.....someone called her a name........b***** i think

but i mean it in only love

maddy must be out flying her kite..again

Alex loves me, he congratulated me on my 500 postings. :D

That makes up for the name calling today!

Ok, kites put away.

Let see, Dee is corrupt.

AJ got a love letter from Alex (btw, he sent me birthday wishes, so I think he might be two timing you aj).

Now that leaves our little pink princess b***h, what trouble is she now causing?

If we could just keep her focused instead of talking to herself about her talons.

Charming here is on her way to bed, I have a date with a good looking(I hope) pre administer at 8am. Have to leave the house by 7. This is really going to cut into my beauty rest, but oh well, now you three have a shot at being sexy like me.

Catch you beautiful ladies(I use ladies loosely ) later.

Nitey nite! xoxoxo

Good night and God Bless YOU Maddy

Good night and God Bless YOU Maddy

You too DSD!

Stay away from the evil princess & her dragon.

jealousy of a dragon is really.....childish.....i do think.......

how come alex writes aj and mad and not me?

deedee did you hear from alex too?

if so.....i will hold my breath until he writes me tooooo

i mean it..

sitting here admiring my nails.....they look good in this light....

Sighs....yes alex did write me twice..it was a while back sweetie...I'm sure he is writing you as I type...morning Aj....Maddy and of course YOU CG....and them nails look like pretty wepons...lol

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