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Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

I've heard from several people who did this already and I didnt have one until today!

Named my band "Oscar the Grouch" because of the constant complaining :lol:

What's your band's name and why?? B)

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    I named mine just the other day (on another thread). I call her my Yellow Rose of Texas. She is very beautiful to me. She also has thorns..... Lol

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    Lol I like it.

    Opps sorry for the repost.

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    I've heard from several people who did this already and I didnt have one until today!

    Named my band "Oscar the Grouch" because of the constant complaining :lol:

    What's your band's name and why?? B)

    dang, how did you know that is what i called maddysgram?

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    I named mine just the other day (on another thread). I call her my Yellow Rose of Texas. She is very beautiful to me. She also has thorns..... Lol

    gosh, all we need is johnny paycheck and johnny lee and john travolta doing the cotten eyed joe now..........YEEHAW

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    Lol I like it.

    Opps sorry for the repost.

    Reposting is not a problem.

    The other thread got a little out of hand, right aj?

    Lil Sexy here!

    Never been little or sexy, so hopefully Lil Sexy will get me there. Should change name to Lil Healthy, interested more in that.lol

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    Reposting is not a problem.

    The other thread got a little out of hand, right aj?

    Lil Sexy here!

    Never been little or sexy, so hopefully Lil Sexy will get me there. Should change name to Lil Healthy, interested more in that.lol

    cough cough cough gag gag.......lil b**** is more like it....but lil sexy is just fine

    band 3's rule

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    i just call her dixie.....cause that is where i was born/bred ........and she (my band is a she)

    will help my self esteem rise again :rolleyes:

    Yep, pure redneck!!

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    Lol I like it.

    Opps sorry for the repost.

    See what I mean by out of hand on last thread?

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    you started it again......

    :P

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    I was banded 9-19-12. I chose to name mine "Towanda" who is an amazing Amazon warrior woman ready to take on what ever comes her way. From "Fried green tomatoes"

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    ill cut that thang off and feed it to my dobermans.... :o

    Probably would be better than the opossum belly grits you been feeding them, PPRB!!!

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