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Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

I've heard from several people who did this already and I didnt have one until today!

Named my band "Oscar the Grouch" because of the constant complaining :lol:

What's your band's name and why?? B)

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    Oh, I forgot something :P :P :P

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    i am about to sic towanda on your butt.....keep it up

    Well with the size of my butt, it's going to take a Amazon warrior woman to kick it.

    Not some lil ole redneck, country bumkin!

    :o)

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    Blackcadellacs5, see what you started?

    There is no stopping them.....

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    Well with the size of my butt' date=' it's going to take a Amazon warrior woman to kick it.

    Not some lil ole redneck, country bumkin!

    :o)[/quote']

    We can wait, it's going ti b a lil butt in no time.

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    aj......she called me a bumpkin....i may change my damn name to honey booboo if she keeps on me

    Honey booboo the pink princess.....hummm it has a ring to it!

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    LOL Wow! thank you ladies...very entertaining for me...and for everyone in my class starring at me while I LOL'd out loud. Had to close the laptop... :D

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    Bitchin huh!

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    And for the record CG aka Pretty Pink b***h aka redneck country bumkin started it.

    I just finished it!

    Maybe.....

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    Uh oh

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    take a b**** to know what bitchin is you know...just saying

    Shows how old you are, bitchin means way cool and yes, I am.

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    drama......tx and fl b**** think they can outdo a carolina girl......NOT happening

    i got back up.......dammit elvis is working down here at subway

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    Is he serving banana and peanut butter sandwiches?

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