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Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

I've heard from several people who did this already and I didnt have one until today!

Named my band "Oscar the Grouch" because of the constant complaining :lol:

What's your band's name and why?? B)

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drama......tx and fl b**** think they can outdo a carolina girl......NOT happening

i got back up.......dammit elvis is working down here at subway

Not only old, but dementia too!

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE SUBWAY!!!!

LOL, I'm always waiting for Alex to come on and tell us to knock it off.

Hey, that's a good nickname for band, Knock It Off.

rolling my eyes........and holding my hands up to gander at long gorgeous nails......pretty huh???

For picking your nose, most likely huh???

LOL' date=' I'm always waiting for Alex to come on and tell us to knock it off.[/quote']

Alex is sitting in his office laughing his a** of at you two!

So what is it with threads about naming your band.....

Seams to bring out the band 3!

I call my port site "the alien" because I can really feel it through my skin (and if you've seen the move Alien, well that's where my warped thinking goes). :D

Alex is sitting in his office laughing his a** of at you two!

At us two???? You're involved too princess!

I call my port site "the alien" because I can really feel it through my skin (and if you've seen the move Alien' date=' well that's where my warped thinking goes). :D[/quote']

For warped thinking, you're in the right place.

Y'all are funny!

Y'all are funny!

We'll be opening at your local comedy club.

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