Okay; CAVEAT: I understand that everyone is at different stages of their 'journey' (that phrase actually makes me want to vomit, btw) and I understand that there are occasions when some things have to be repeated for the benefit of those who are incapable of doing word-searches, reading, have a facet of a pre-thrashed-out-topic that they want further clarification on, or are more sensitive/IT limited/have less than satisfactory medical and insurance support and perhaps want specific attention and focus to their (not wholly different to anyone else's issues, which I can understand - as I have needed this, too).. but...

Where in the holy-hell is the originality?

I swear, if someone doesn't post a discussion topic that goes beyond the almost pro-forma, I am going to have a melt-down.

This surgery goes well beyond the physicality of inches and pounds lost. It goes further than 'Did you eat 4 edamame Beans today?'. It just goes, well, further. The contributors to this site should, too.

I think its break-time for me, because I am becoming more bored than a bored thing on a bored day in a bored month.

BORED!

<rant over>

Something I don't see a lot of on here but is really bugging me. Maybe I should post elsewhere.

Excuse me I'm in a protein haze and coming off an episode with smelling ham that made me have the equivalent of all the PMS I have ever had in my life at once.

Trying to sum up....I'm talking to my therapist about how I kind if felt like I didn't exist to most men for a long time. Which felt good in a way but after my divorce, being out on the dating scene at 287 with stretch marks: I'm not sure how I even put myself out there.

And I had a lot of doubt about whether my ex husband was still attracted to me after I had my daughter, and it's all carried over to now.

Blah I'm not making sense. Carry on. Lol

Can we talk about my butt shelf?

Edited April 8, 201412 yr by SnohoGal98296

According to my fitness pal... 3g per booger

Hilarious. .. I can't believe you actually took the time to look that up!

According to my fitness pal... 3g per booger

Hilarious. .. I can't believe you actually took the time to look that up!

What I can't believe is that 'booger' was even listed in myfitnesspal.

I get bored and look up random things in my fitness pall!! From another threads comments I've also noticed semen is even listed .. And the full name and details are hysterical lol

Lordy. Hang on for another ride. I think this is now Girls Gone Wild? New topic: Boogers and Semen. That'll get their attention! No blah blah blah here!

I wish I had something intriguing to say, but sadly, no. Just that I want to be in here to play with the grown ups. Loved this thread.

And, btw, what IS the best tasting protein shake for me to wash down my 6 edamame? Oops, no drinking during meals...my bad.

... Excuse me does anyone know of any shakes that taste good? Is this shake okay?? .... Those are my personal fav topics to see everyday .. There is a search function that will show you thousands of these posts.. Maybe we need a category that's just for shakes.. One for puréed ideas... Etc

Omg. And the stall threads. And the I'm I'm a week out and feel like crap is this normal? When can I eat? Pre-op diets... There are many threads I love here (this being one of them) but many that I just want to reply with "there's a search button for a reason. "

I also didn't realize I wad a few days behind Web I quoted this. I almost feel like a newb.

Edited April 8, 201412 yr by Sarahjane79

Can we talk about my butt shelf?

Only if I can sit on it while we chat.

How many butts have you collected? Is it a drag having to dust them every week?

I wish I had something intriguing to say, but sadly, no. Just that I want to be in here to play with the grown ups. Loved this thread.

And, btw, what IS the best tasting protein shake for me to wash down my 6 edamame? Oops, no drinking during meals...my bad.

Boogers and semen flavour, obviously, d'oh!

I wish I had something intriguing to say, but sadly, no. Just that I want to be in here to play with the grown ups. Loved this thread.

And, btw, what IS the best tasting protein shake for me to wash down my 6 edamame? Oops, no drinking during meals...my bad.

PkDVM you made me laugh hard.

Perhaps I missed Boogers or Semen Flavor in my Unjury sample pack? And I thought that Chocolate Splendor was exotic...

I get bored and look up random things in my fitness pall!! From another threads comments I've also noticed semen is even listed .. And the full name and details are hysterical lol

So boogers and semen are listed but you can't find sex under the exercise section?!? WTH MFP?!?

So boogers and semen are listed but you can't find sex under the exercise section?!? WTH MFP?!?

Right? I think it should be listed like walking:

Sex- light effort

Sex- medium effort

Sex- strenuous effort