Ok, I have just read on another post that Explosive Farts, Loaded Farts is an issue after the sleeve.

WTF, I can't be Sharting Myself..... I wouldn't be able to live with it if I Sharted my self at Work.

Is this really an issue???

Did YOU Shart yourself???

Please Tell, Please, please, Please.

IMABear

I could see that it was a danger during pre op liquids and the first few weeks post op. After all- liquid in, liquid out, right?? After that. Not a problem.

Mootopia. Yup, could be the problem. I just finished a shake made with mootopia, and my intestines are doing that "danger" rumbling.

2.5 weeks post-op here, and no sharting yet, though it's been a near thing a couple of times.

I was sleeved Tues. I woke myself up at 4:00 this morning when I sharted in my sleep. My nurse said its pretty common but I was still embarrassed. I'm planning on sleeping on a towel for precautionary measures when I get home. UGH!

I was sleeved Tues. I woke myself up at 4:00 this morning when I sharted in my sleep. My nurse said its pretty common but I was still embarrassed. I'm planning on sleeping on a towel for precautionary measures when I get home. UGH!

This one made me laugh

It happens, you are after all messing with your digestive tract and radically altering your diet. Some get constipated, some get diarrhea and some remain regular. There is absolutely no way of telling what effect it may have on you - if any.

Just heed the old adage - as repeated in this thread - don't trust a fart.

I was sleeved on Monday and starting Tuesday night I have had them about 3-4 times a day. Every time i feel the need to fart I make sure its done in the restroom! You can't play games with the dreaded sharts!

Embarrassing to admit but first week out I sharted red Jello. Nearly passed out from fright. Fortunately I was at home and hubby was there. I have not had red jello since and yes it was sugar free.

OMG, this post literally made me laugh so hard my side hurts!

Ok' date=' I have just read on another post that Explosive Farts, Loaded Farts is an issue after the sleeve.

WTF, I can't be Sharting Myself..... I wouldn't be able to live with it if I Sharted my self at Work.

Is this really an issue???

Did YOU Shart yourself???

Please Tell, Please, please, Please.

IMABear[/quote']

Omg I love you.

Thank you for the heads up, I will be sleeved November 6th.........................This whole thread was hilarious!!!!!! I needed a good laugh.

Omg... this thread is so hilarious !! Thanks , I needed a good laugh

I'm about 8 weeks out and it didn't happen to me. I'm certain it won't either. I only experienced loose stools while in the liquids phase. Everything is back to normal at this point.

Sort of related to this post. A good laugh anyhow!!!!

My login was given to me via my surgeons office, DRUM ROLL PLEASE!! My log in name is SHART!!! No joke!! How did they e-mail me this with a straight face!!

I about peed my pants when I read this!!!

Shart!!!!

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This one made me laugh

Me too ((sniggle)).

Reminds me of a poem I used to hear as a kid, although I changed it a bit to fit the subject

Now I sit here broken hearted

Tried to fart,

instead I sharted.

I would rather pee my pants.