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I Don't Want To Shart!

Ok, I have just read on another post that Explosive Farts, Loaded Farts is an issue after the sleeve.

WTF, I can't be Sharting Myself..... I wouldn't be able to live with it if I Sharted my self at Work.

Is this really an issue???

Did YOU Shart yourself???

Please Tell, Please, please, Please.

IMABear

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Reminds me of a poem I used to hear as a kid, although I changed it a bit to fit the subject :)

Now I sit here broken hearted

Tried to fart,

instead I sharted.

Funny thing,

I had this exact saying in my head all day.

I was going to post it when I got home.

You beat me to it... B)

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Omg I love you.

FYI, I am single ;)

Haha, couldn't resist... :rolleyes:

Reminds me of a poem I used to hear as a kid' date=' although I changed it a bit to fit the subject <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

Now I sit here broken hearted

Tried to fart,

instead I sharted.[/quote']

LMAO!

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