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It's not that it gets better with age really. It's that older men are more experienced and not in a rush:D

Then why so many cougars? Lol

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Double. Sorry...

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Then why so many cougars? Lol

You sure you want the answer. You won't like it.:P

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You sure you want the answer. You won't like it.:P

Thick skin here... Shoot lol.

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My whole life is full of sexual connotations lol. This just made me giggle so many times. My coworkers stared at me a couple of times today. Who would've thought that tunnel of carnage could have so many pretty names lol.
Z

"Tunnel of carnage?" I thought you meant cartilage, but now after reading this thread, I'm not so sure.

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Thick skin here... Shoot lol.

Men are typically attracted to younger women, and as they age are financially stable which makes them more appealing to a younger lady. With the divorce rate what it is, and men going after younger women, it's left a lot of older women without partners. Younger men(which are at their sexual peak)have become keen to the fact that women do not reach their sexual peak till there mid thirties. Therefore these young men aren't forced to play all the games a twenty something girl would require to get what they want. Middle aged single/divorced women have simply decided that to fulfill their urges it's easier to "train" a puppy than to pursue a mature man that is likely more interested in her daughter.

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Men are typically attracted to younger women, and as they age are financially stable which makes them more appealing to a younger lady. With the divorce rate what it is, and men going after younger women, it's left a lot of older women without partners. Younger men(which are at their sexual peak)have become keen to the fact that women do not reach their sexual peak till there mid thirties. Therefore these young men aren't forced to play all the games a twenty something girl would require to get what they want. Middle aged single/divorced women have simply decided that to fulfill their urges it's easier to "train" a puppy than to pursue a mature man that is likely more interested in her daughter.

That is really interesting!

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I'm not making any new friends, am I?

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I'm not making any new friends, am I?

bahahahaha! Seriously,,I thought it was interesting because it makes sense.

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Personally, the cougars I know like younger men because they are more sexually attractive and more fun. Atleast that is what they have told me.They eah have dater me. their same age but usually say they are boring ect.

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I'm not making any new friends' date=' am I?[/quote']

Intriguing lol. Some could use that reasoning. I will stick to stamina and the fact they want it more lol

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Z

"Tunnel of carnage?" I thought you meant cartilage' date=' but now after reading this thread, I'm not so sure.[/quote']

Some how I omitted the word "sensual" in between those two words... Whole different meaning there, huh? Lol

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It's not that it gets better with age really. It's that older men are more experienced and not in a rush:D

Nah, been with him for 26 years. He's always been great -- i've just always been more reserved. He's never been in a rush .lol

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OTR - you said it before I could. Us older women definately want a man with stamina...but also a pup you can smack on the nose and tell them go to lay down when we're done. lol

Older men get grey and distinguished. Older women - look like a witch.

Our only saving grace -- eventually those younger women get stuck with grandpa and grandpa gets a middle-aged women with a wandering eye looking for that younger man and using grandpa's $$ to get it. Karma is a b***h! lmao

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hahahahaah...you guys are too funny.....

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