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Well I've read that for every 100 pounds our mons weighs a pound, so I'm sure there will be some shrinkage. I've also read that 3 pound mons can look like a scrotum after all that weight loss. *yikes*

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Well I've read that for every 100 pounds our mons weighs a pound' date=' so I'm sure there will be some shrinkage. I've also read that 3 pound mons can look like a scrotum after all that weight loss. *yikes*[/quote']

Scary thought!

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I'm sure I'm gonna regret this..... What's a Mons?

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How do you explain it if you're a klutz like me and the balls fall out and you trip over them and break your neck while running on the treadmill. "I was...um...er...ah... just put the cast on." -not that I can't keep them in with the best of them......(oohoooh she went there!!!)

I was laughing at this entire thread but this post made me almost fall out of my chair! HAHAHAHAHA ~ You all are too much!

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I'm sure I'm gonna regret this..... What's a Mons?

It's the little triangle where pubic hair grows. The place covered by a bikini pantie.

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Scary thought!

Well I've read that for every 100 pounds our mons weighs a pound, so I'm sure there will be some shrinkage. I've also read that 3 pound mons can look like a scrotum after all that weight loss. *yikes*

I started out at 335#, I have lost 111# and I look just fine. COMPLETELY FEMININE! My husband is very pleased. So this might happen to some, but it sure didn't here. Maybe if I got down to 100# or something..hah!

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Bawhahahahahaha ...a testicular looking mons??!! That's just what I need!

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It's the little triangle where pubic hair grows. The place covered by a bikini pantie.

Phew!!!! I am so glad I asked now. I was envisioning 3lb labia.

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Phew!!!! I am so glad I asked now. I was envisioning 3lb labia.

:o O M GOODNESS ! I about peed myself! *wipes tears from eyes*

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Seriously, you guys are killing me. Or, it could be the wine, I don't know, but every time I read this thread, I end up literally laughing out loud.

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Half way through reading this thread my browser crashed lol

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Phew!!!! I am so glad I asked now. I was envisioning 3lb labia.

Yes I am gonna say this lol

That really would be some big beef curtains lol

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I was looking at cosmetic surgery websites for before/after pics of others who have loose skin issues after weight loss surgery.

In SOME, I saw a FUPA...Fat Upper Pelvic Area...and was afraid that is what I'm going to be left with after all is said and done!

I'm sorry, but that s**t is scary. I can handle the saggy boobs, but not that!

I think I'll be setting some money aside in case I need some FUPA removal. :unsure:

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I posted this in pre op and they suggested I move it to post.....so here it goes :

I know this may be a little inappropriate and I hope I don't offend anyone but It was just a thought and im sure others have thought about this too. So here it goes!

I know the ...willy...looks bigger when men lose weight...obviously because they're losing weight. and i know our ta ta's might droop and sag. I know this from previous weight loss. But what about the ....."hoo ha"? :) I'll spare the graphicness of the post but you all know what i'm getting at!!! Does it change at all????

what is the name to use on youtube

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