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Any of you have problems with dryness? I really need some suggestions..' date='....this is not fun :(

Sleeved 10/24/12 Sent from my iPad using VST[/quote']

Drink more Water. You're likely not thoroughly hydrated.

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I'm still struggling with Water still or any other liquid for that matter....... I will trying more everyday.

Sleeved 10/24/12 Sent from my iPad using VST

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I'm still struggling with Water still or any other liquid for that matter....... I will trying more everyday.

Sleeved 10/24/12 Sent from my iPad using VST

Drink more water and get thee some Astroglide. But remember, a little dab'll do ya'!! ;)

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Yeah' date=' spit. His.[/quote']

ROTLMAO!!!!! I need that laugh!!! (Some truth in your statement though)

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I assumed the women (like me) were saying it to be funny. Of course the correct term would be more appropriate in most conversations and in teaching children.

The thread is/was kind of going the way of "let's top it with this funny word for vagina."

Great' date=' funny, educational, light conversation![/quote']

I'm a Southern girl and though we were taught that it was a vagina, it was taboo to call it that. My Grandmother called it "Possible" (as in anything is!) or "Dololly" (as in do lolly gag around down there!) And she had NINE children, so something about her terms worked!

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If you really wanna keep things snug invest in a pair of Ben Wa Balls!! It will be a work out for your naughty place and feel good at the same time ;-) Try keeping those in while using the elliptical and you really will be a virgin again lol

That's actually great advice. I wrote a piece about them once. :)

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Trust me' date=' just another day in the Amazon neighborhood. I know you were probably joking but you can get a great deal from Amazon. That's actually where I bought my last vibrator. (Should I have used a code word for that? lol) Not because I was embarrassed to go to an adult store, just the opposite, I have very specific tastes and couldn't find what I wanted anywhere locally! There was such a huge selection on Amazon. Moral of the story, knock yourself out![/quote']

If you're looking for something specific, skip Amazon. All the best stuff is at Babeland or Eden Fantasys. ;)

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Smh....coochie cozy.....

Man....lol i dont think I will forget that one. Next time I see one I might laugh just cause of this thread

So if we hear a howl, look in your direction? ;)

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Thanks to this thread, I am going to put StriVectin "EVERYWHERE" loose skin occurs!

Looking into Ben Wa balls, it's never too late to learn a new "trick", lol.

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Yeah, spit. His.

LMAO! ha ha ha ha ha!

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That's actually great advice. I wrote a piece about them once. :)

Lol! OK! i gotta ask. What are Ben Wa BA balls?

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Lol! OK! i gotta ask. What are Ben Wa BA balls?

They are like weights for your lady bits. ;) Just like all other strength training they help...hmm...strengthen you down there lol

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this thread just made my day! very entertaining! lmao! I'll have a smile on my face all day WITHOUT the ben wa balls! LMAO! hahaha :lol: :lol:

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Haha... You did go there! That's why you need panties as a buffer' date=' so if they fall out they can't go far! You turned the kinky up a notch with assuming you'd be "free ballin" on the treadmill lol[/quote']

Holy crap! This is the best thread ever! I never though about my lady parts being affected be this surgery. I don't care if she looks a little droopy as long as the overall result is better sex because I'm smaller :)

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
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