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Funniest thing on VST! Love it!

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Ah the irony that her great-granddaughter's name is GeauxForit.

And I just laughed so hard I almost got fired from my job. Couldn't keep a straight face as boss was talking to me. Lol

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i can assure every one of you ladies that your man WILL NOT care if the aesthetics change as long as you keep the stairway to heaven open for business :D

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OMGooosshhh. I cant stop laughing at the posts on here... I cant wait to see how different my "honey hole" will look and feel like!!!

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I swear it is the only thing that has snapped right back to normal. Lets just say with the fat gone, there is a lot more sensation and fit? One of the best surprises of the whole process.

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I just want mine to stop making inappropriate noises during... :)

Lol!!! My husband enjoys those noises....ijs may not be a bad thing :)

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I'm so glad I found this feed... First I'm sitting here giggling... Second: I'm really excited to find this info out for men and women bc I'm having my sleeve done in march and my husband is having his done over the summer... Our sex life kinda sucks we both have low drives and we get winded.. (TMI) he has ED and I am so hoping that it goes away after surgery, bonus he will gain inches.. ????????

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Lol!!! My husband enjoys those noises....ijs may not be a bad thing :)

Most men do!

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Most men do!

Lol most, but not all for sure

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LMAO! Love this thread, thanks for the laughs :D

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As I have gained my weight I have noticed a more difficult time with sex. And undergoing numourous procedures for infertility weight does change the inside of the who ha. I can't wait to enjoy sex without the extreme pain again

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I'm about to find out about the va jay jay myself. Did you know that for every 30 lbs. a man gains, he loosed 1"? I asked my husband for my 3" back and he got mad!

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