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I'm about to find out about the va jay jay myself. Did you know that for every 30 lbs. a man gains, he loosed 1"? I asked my husband for my 3" back and he got mad!

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Seriously? that means when I get to goal I'll gain 13 inches..(400/30}..that can't be right' date=' that would put me in the guiness book of world records for sure. Lmao[/quote']

Wow!

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I'm about to find out about the va jay jay myself. Did you know that for every 30 lbs. a man gains' date=' he loosed 1"? I asked my husband for my 3" back and he got mad![/quote']

Lol!!!!

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I'm about to find out about the va jay jay myself. Did you know that for every 30 lbs. a man gains' date=' he loosed 1"? I asked my husband for my 3" back and he got mad![/quote']

OMGOSH muuaahahahaha thats great.

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I posted this in the other as well:

Actually' date=' the inside WILL change. At least according to my gyno.

I went in for my first pap, I am only 20, and we talked about my surgery. She mentioned that larger women have more narrow vaginal canals because all the fat pushing in on it. She asked me about 100 times if I was sure I wasn't a virgin (really awkward). She said once I lose most of my weight it will widen a bit but not much. She said it probably wouldn't be noticeable to a partner but I may notice less discomfort, which I do have sometimes. [/quote']

Thanks for the post. I had a guy ask me if I was a virgin once and it made me feel so unconfortable. This makes so much sence. Its nice to have an answer to this and not just feel stupid about the whole thing..

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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! "Sausage wallet!!" (choke choke sputter!!) :lol: :lol: :lol:

too funny....I saw that and I could think of was Cheech & Chong and their tube steak smothered in underwear LOL ........great post

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hahaha....bahahahaha....

Im a midwife so I am kind of orientated to that area!

Women come in SO many shapes and sizes that it is hard to respond. BUT if you lose weight (particularly with extra skin left over) it will hang about. This occurs on the PUDENDA (the outside bits) too....I am not so much talking about the inner labia but more the outer meaty bits can be more hangy. Interestingly the word pudenda means SHAME in latin). However, having said this many many skinny woman have hangy outy bits. EVERYTHING is pretty much normal in womens genitals..I have seen it all. AND, to top it off most women are embarrassed and think they are abnormal if they don't look like 10 yr olds. Its sad really. Most girly bits are misshapen, slightly discoloured, somewhat hairy, somewhat hangy...... nothing like what we think everyone else looks like.

I like the name FUPA.....must remember that!

Rani

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LOL this is freakin hilarious! 21 pages about saggy ho-ha's

Saggy HO-ha!! LMAFO! I love this thread!

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hahaha....bahahahaha....

Im a midwife so I am kind of orientated to that area!

Women come in SO many shapes and sizes that it is hard to respond. BUT if you lose weight (particularly with extra skin left over) it will hang about. This occurs on the PUDENDA (the outside bits) too....I am not so much talking about the inner labia but more the outer meaty bits can be more hangy. Interestingly the word pudenda means SHAME in latin). However' date=' having said this many many skinny woman have hangy outy bits. EVERYTHING is pretty much normal in womens genitals..I have seen it all. AND, to top it off most women are embarrassed and think they are abnormal if they don't look like 10 yr olds. Its sad really. Most girly bits are misshapen, slightly discoloured, somewhat hairy, somewhat hangy...... nothing like what we think everyone else looks like.

I like the name FUPA.....must remember that!

Rani[/quote']

Great answer!

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Thanks for the post. I had a guy ask me if I was a virgin once and it made me feel so unconfortable. This makes so much sence. Its nice to have an answer to this and not just feel stupid about the whole thing..

I had a guy in high school ask me if I was a virgin, I told him not yet... It shut him up!

Revision 1/31/13 by Dr Cabrera and Venezuela in MX

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On a plastics forum I frequent, people who get lower body lifts often get a mons lift as well--it just gets that saggy skin out of the way so it doesn't bunch up under a bikini,,,and allows easier access for other activities.

What is the name of the plastics forum? I have been looking for one to look into for after my weight loss.

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Ok just found this thread....lol...amazing...i now know to start checking out my "lollipop" after my surgery date this june 18 to watch the changes occur....lol

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Men are typically attracted to younger women, and as they age are financially stable which makes them more appealing to a younger lady. With the divorce rate what it is, and men going after younger women, it's left a lot of older women without partners. Younger men(which are at their sexual peak)have become keen to the fact that women do not reach their sexual peak till there mid thirties. Therefore these young men aren't forced to play all the games a twenty something girl would require to get what they want. Middle aged single/divorced women have simply decided that to fulfill their urges it's easier to "train" a puppy than to pursue a mature man that is likely more interested in her daughter.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *pause for air* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! inaccurate, yet with pockets of truth. :) At 31 I have never been married and my boyfriend was 23 and I. Am. Gorgeous. he could hardly keep up. When I broke up with him, we remained close dear friends. All of his male friends in his age bracket were super jealous and were frank about the reason why they adore older women - we are sure of ourselves, sure of what we want, and don't waste anyone's time with games or insecurities. So, that part of your estimation is accurate. However, throwing in the bit about divorcee cougars looking for vapid trainable puppies is so trite, it's boring. It's the kind of schlock stereotyping that you find on boring sitcoms.

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I think this thread might need to get nominated for best thread EVAR in the history of VST, I do not normally laugh out loud, but I actually LOLd many times going through the entire thread from page one.

And OMG, I was raised calling it a twinkie too!! Talk about messing me up when I discovered there was a snack cake by the same name!! I was horrified, imagining harvested "twinkies" in celophane wrapping!! :P

There are all sorts of exercises we can do to maintain buff muffs on the inside but since the outside is just fatty padding, theres not much we can do there. I will definitely be interested in a mons lift as part of a TT or body contouring. Interesingly enough, when I was heavy a smaller penis was perfectly delightful, now... I uh ... get what all the *big* fuss is, ahem.. :o

To the Original Poster - There is another thread here about mons lifts that you might find interesting.

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