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Sex?!?!?!?! Omg Someone Help Me?!

ok it wasn't till after I wrote the topic I realized that's not what I meant...lol...but it was to funny to change.

Ok so my question and ladies I'm serious about this. Why am I so freakin horny?! Lol ok but seriously I am going to go stir crazy...so what I lose a little weight and now all of a sudden I'm a sex addict....only heres the problem...I'm not gonna go sleep around. So now I'm just walking around all day like a guy! (Sorry fellas if any of u are reading that) lol but seriously what is goin on?!?!?!?!?!

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    Ive been happy ever since i found the six inches I lost along the road. But since we re-united we have enjoyed sex on a daily basis were as before id rather sleep...my drive has went skyrocket but thi

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definitely one for the bucket list..lol.. everybodys gotta try a bad boy once! they are sooooo much fun.. but you gotta make sure its the bad boy with the good heart! those are the best.

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I hear ya!!

It sucks being single and having all this "stuff" going on.

Atleast there is my battery operated friend TMI lol

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lol love it!!!! BOB is definitely a wonder boy! lol and i swear it only gets worse the closer it gets to valentines day!

He's a cutie definitely, very nice teeth!.. but sooooo not my type!! I may be a little afraid of him!!! LOL.. I don't know.. maybe I should kick w/ a bad boy and scratch off my "to do" list!!!

definitely one for the bucket list..lol.. everybodys gotta try a bad boy once! they are sooooo much fun.. but you gotta make sure its the bad boy with the good heart! those are the best.

Yes they are! I got mine 31 years ago and we are going strong!

Lynda

6 days out and BOYOHBOY!!

Only problem is that the pain meds have stolen my 'o's. I've got 'H' by the bucket though!

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Trust me, it's worse for us guys.

About six months after surgery, I started getting seriously horny for the first time in... ever, really... and it's just kept on from there. At 41 years old, it's slightly embarrassing, but at least I'm old enough to know how to handle it.

Er, that sounded bad. You know what I mean...

Bottom line, once your body starts working correctly -- once every heartbeat and breath isn't a struggle against fat that's trying to kill you -- it starts saying "oh, sex, right... yeah... I LIKE sex!" It can be... unnerving...

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Trust me, it's worse for us guys.

About six months after surgery, I started getting seriously horny for the first time in... ever, really... and it's just kept on from there. At 41 years old, it's slightly embarrassing, but at least I'm old enough to know how to handle it.

Er, that sounded bad. You know what I mean...

Bottom line, once your body starts working correctly -- once every heartbeat and breath isn't a struggle against fat that's trying to kill you -- it starts saying "oh, sex, right... yeah... I LIKE sex!" It can be... unnerving...

i love it!!!!!! i mean what you wrote.. lol... see this topic is just too funny not to talk about.. so i have figured out a way to control my um.... urges..lol... i run like the wind.. daily.. so im tooo exhausted to even think about it..I guess the only good think about bein a girl is that we wont pitch a tent every morning..lmao!!!!

****** construction*** oh trust me you will!!!!! :o)

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My BF and I have great sex.... LOL! I catch him doing upper body strengthening and he catches me doing ab work outs in the middle of everything! I know it's crazy but they say sex is the best exercise.

I love this topic! I was laughing through the whole thing as I read! Reminds me of :bananadoggywow: and :Banane56: LOL!

Sorry that's just funny!

i love it!!!!!! i mean what you wrote.. lol... see this topic is just too funny not to talk about.. so i have figured out a way to control my um.... urges..lol... i run like the wind.. daily.. so im tooo exhausted to even think about it..I guess the only good think about bein a girl is that we wont pitch a tent every morning..lmao!!!!

****** construction*** oh trust me you will!!!!! :o)

Yeah, about a year after my surgery, once my hormones started normalizing, I actually got *ahem* "morning wood" for the first time in just about EVER. I was like "now what the hell am I supposed to do with THIS?!" It's far less fun than it sounds.

And yes, exercise helps! Except for all those gals at the gym... don't think about that, just do a few more reps... wow, she's got a really nice... NO, ONE MORE REP!

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I love this topic! I was laughing through the whole thing as I read! Reminds me of :bananadoggywow: and :Banane56: LOL!

Sorry that's just funny!

freakin emoticons!!!!! i love that it sums up everything you wanna say... lol

Yeah, about a year after my surgery, once my hormones started normalizing, I actually got *ahem* "morning wood" for the first time in just about EVER. I was like "now what the hell am I supposed to do with THIS?!" It's far less fun than it sounds.

And yes, exercise helps! Except for all those gals at the gym... don't think about that, just do a few more reps... wow, she's got a really nice... NO, ONE MORE REP!

...and on it goes...

Yeah, exercise works till you walk into the gym and see yoga pants to the left of you and yoga pants to the right of you... hard to concentrate on your fitness. Pun fully intended :blush2:

My BF and I have great sex.... LOL! I catch him doing upper body strengthening and he catches me doing ab work outs in the middle of everything! I know it's crazy but they say sex is the best exercise.

I love this topic! I was laughing through the whole thing as I read! Reminds me of :bananadoggywow: and :Banane56: LOL!

Sorry that's just funny!

Lol, love the animations !

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