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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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I PM'd her said it was all your fault.

You don't have any pants on do you?

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You don't have any pants on do you?

Maybeeee

Figured if you're going to keep making up stories, you best do it with no pants on, or they're all going up in flames.

So how is everyone's conduct today? Same as yesterday I hope.

Everyone must be working, or working it.

I'm off to see my grandkids, no school today.

How was your "craft" show?

Lisa...this bunche behavior does NOT get better day to day....just badder......int that the way we like it...ah huh h huh...

Everyone must be working, or working it.

I'm off to see my grandkids, no school today.

How was your "craft" show?

Craft show was great. My friend sold a good bit of merchandise. It was fun.

Lisa...this bunche behavior does NOT get better day to day....just badder......int that the way we like it...ah huh h huh...

This is why I'm hanging out with y'all bad asses!

********calling my B***************

the princess is back........i am here

spread the rose petals (must be pink)

spread the cheer among the gorgeous naked men......

anyhow....what up?

LLB had a craft fair at night?????her was either at stripper party (w/o

her b***** friends i might add or her be selling drugs out her car.......again w/o us.............

and mad and aj and deedee.........and now llb......what up?

i will be gone in a while for a meeting here at work but i will def be online tonight.....who else is planning on being here tonight w/me??

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i will be gone in a while for a meeting here at work but i will def be online tonight.....who else is planning on being here tonight w/me??

Me... Gotta here about the video. Thought about you all morning.

i did awesome------no doubt.......i just talked to the cam like i do talking to the agents and whomever else..

i did about 16 vids (3 to 4 min a piece)

explaining the steps to use our website (its a software program)

that banks, credit unions use....

my pic is about the size of quarter but the cutting and splice part, my fat

face took up whole half size.....def broke into tears once......

def wish my b***** friends were there w/me.

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def wish my b***** friends were there w/me.

We were there right beside you. Maddy was the one giggling in the back, Dee was trying to get you to drop your pants and only wear undies, I was busy directing the director. LLB, Banjo, & Desert Rose were cheering in the back.

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