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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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You forgot VGB

Behave yourself b***h!

Dee is Dear Sweet Dee guess she had to have B at the end. DSDB

ddb

i like that

i am a princess so what i says go SIS

100_percent_pink_princess2.gif

that be me......why is yall not talking to me....

am kinda upset now....crying pink princess tears..

keep ignoring me and the dragons will show up...

am warning ya

Please please don't call out the dragons, princess b***h!!

Maddys see what happens when your away...the princess starts all sorta trouble !!!

teach you to leave us alone ...

and i didnt take the big bite...it was HER ~points~ Princess !!!

Aj....your not shockin me...just makin me laugh lots....

LLB.....~pins~ a offical B**** badge on you yeaaaaaa........

deedeee..........accusing ME

crying now

tears of pinkness rolling down my rosy f****ing cheeks

very upset

may have to call for assistance

def devastated....i may never recover

i may just go play with market dude.....................................

Maddys see what happens when your away...the princess starts all sorta trouble !!!

teach you to leave us alone ...

and i didnt take the big bite...it was HER ~points~ Princess !!!

Aj....your not shockin me...just makin me laugh lots....

LLB.....~pins~ a offical B**** badge on you yeaaaaaa........

Glad there's one sensible person here in my absence .

All this penis here, penis there, penis penis everywhere. Choke choke here, choke choke there choke choke everywhere. Ole McGrammy had some b*****s e i e i o

deedeee..........accusing ME

crying now

tears of pinkness rolling down my rosy f****ing cheeks

very upset

may have to call for assistance

def devastated....i may never recover

i may just go play with market dude.....................................

You'll get VD!!!

shock and awe

and apparently itchy thighs......

well i am now leaving this for a bit.

got to drive home (listening to ac/dc)

and then walk w/hub and my dobes as they are

waiting on momma

...........til i catch you again (6 to 7ish EST)

much love and kisses

and penis'

shock and awe

and apparently itchy thighs......

well i am now leaving this for a bit.

got to drive home (listening to ac/dc)

and then walk w/hub and my dobes as they are

waiting on momma

...........til i catch you again (6 to 7ish EST)

much love and kisses

and penis'

TTYL. XOXOXO

bye bye Cutie...happy penis hunting...remember....chew chew chew....lmao

ok kiddies home...see you all later too...blows kisses to my B******

anyone here??

Hey Princess B, hows hub & dobies?

bye bye Cutie...happy penis hunting...remember....chew chew chew....lmao

ok kiddies home...see you all later too...blows kisses to my B******

I just can't believe what you guys did to my DSDB!!!!

And where's the lady(I use the term loosely ) who started this thread?

Oh Yellow rose of Texas where are you?

Are you hunting wabbits?

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