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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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    popping in LLB scared the protein poop outta me..........

    Now you'll be regular!

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    All fooling aside...I had ham and beans for dinner and have been PBing for over a hr.....omgoodness the pain

    Should have had Penis like the princess did....

    I feel your pain! :(

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    hey, my foot itches

    who wants to scratch it

    Your BFF.......VD

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    Told you the vixen would come out after kiddies weren't around :P

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    Now you'll be regular!

    She will never be regular!!! Hey Who does a craft show at 10pm? What are you ladies crafting, hummmm?

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    It's 9in my part of the world and it's opening night "Ladies Night"

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    It's 9in my part of the world and it's opening night "Ladies Night"

    Hummmm Ladies Night, when does chippendales get there?

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    Hey Maddy, I thought we were to stay on one thread.....we are going to get in trouble, the princess will complain she is dizzy, Dee will come running in in her underware and Desert Rose will never find us.....

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    Hummmm Ladies Night, when does chippendales get there?

    My thought exactly AJ!

    Post pictures, please....

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    Hey Maddy, I thought we were to stay on one thread.....we are going to get in trouble, the princess will complain she is dizzy, Dee will come running in in her underware and Desert Rose will never find us.....

    Thought we had to keep moving so we would get caught?

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    I can't keep up if I'm on Penis or Diva!!!

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    I can't keep up if I'm on Penis or Diva!!!

    Me neither. I feel bad though. Diva never returned.......Do you think she didn't like us? crying!!!

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    Ok, I'm off to bed. I'm not just going to disappear like some people.

    Goodnight!

    LLB have fun at your ,cough cough, craft show!

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    Me neither. I feel bad though. Diva never returned.......Do you think she didn't like us? crying!!!

    Probably not! Maybe we should send her a PM and apologize. Since you started it!

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    Probably not! Maybe we should send her a PM and apologize. Since you started it!

    I PM'd her said it was all your fault.

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