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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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    had my bubble bath...........all clean now............who thinks i am wearin clothes

    I know someone who hopes your not...............

    Initials MD!

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    here is maddy........

    Exactly!!

    Msmacncheese

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    I know someone who hopes your not...............

    Initials MD!

    Ewwwww, that's just not right aj!

    What you have for breakfast this morning? I want some.

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    here is maddy........

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    Where do you find this sh**?

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    Ewwwww, that's just not right aj!

    What you have for breakfast this morning? I want some.

    Eggs, beautiful farm fresh eggs from my wonderful chickens! Jealous?

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    Eggs' date=' beautiful farm fresh eggs from my wonderful chickens! Jealous?[/quote']

    I have farm fresh eggs too, with no work involved : P

    A fellow who works for hub supplies them

    I know my fresh eggs!

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    where are all these snidey people coming from

    McSnidesville

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    I have farm fresh eggs too, with no work involved : P

    A fellow who works for hub supplies them

    I know my fresh eggs!

    Damn! Wanted to have one up on you!

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    Damn! Wanted to have one up on you!

    You do have one up on me, you have a John Deere

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    I have farm fresh eggs too' date=' with no work involved : P

    A fellow who works for hub supplies them

    I know my fresh eggs![/quote']

    I have yard eggs from my "across the street neighbor". Yummy!

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    I know of the tread that she read. It was pretty bad and for some reason it bugged me all afternoon, so I wrote that as soon as I got home.

    I'm stirring up worms all over the place. Did you see the sh** I started about the patient not working & not the band? I love doing that....hehehe!

    i didnt see this link

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    .......hubby gets our eggs from store.........i guess i am pitiful

    now feeling weft out

    Oh princess doesn't get fresh eggs? What do princess's eat?

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