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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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http://www.lapbandtalk.com/topic/159123-no-weight-loss/

for real??

why must people weigh so soon after surgery and then fester so bc they are not losing.......i was gonna respond but have decided not too. only bc they are asking ((us for help)) when it should be their dr......ok.....pppb is chillling

Couldn't stop myself....

Girls....im starting to get depressed here a lil....Im at a standstill with my weight lose.....I hit the 100 lb gone and thats where Im at...one day im up a lb one day down a lb.....

I go to my doc tomarrow...and Im going to ask for a small fill....if he feels I should....

What I think happened is I had a few stuck issues and now Im so afraid of that happening again Im leaning more towards mushies and yogurts....

though last night I had chicken...broccolli and beans and felt fine....

I have been under alot of stress here....also starting a job tomarrow....:)

So i wont be on during the days...but look out when I can.....

Thank you all for your support......and love.......~wipes a tear~

Couldn't stop myself....

me either........yes, lets just drink shakes for life and weigh 50 pounds...YIKES

Girls....im starting to get depressed here a lil....Im at a standstill with my weight lose.....I hit the 100 lb gone and thats where Im at...one day im up a lb one day down a lb.....

I go to my doc tomarrow...and Im going to ask for a small fill....if he feels I should....

What I think happened is I had a few stuck issues and now Im so afraid of that happening again Im leaning more towards mushies and yogurts....

though last night I had chicken...broccolli and beans and felt fine....

I have been under alot of stress here....also starting a job tomarrow.... :)

So i wont be on during the days...but look out when I can.....

Thank you all for your support......and love.......~wipes a tear~

cant speak for the fill stuff as i have no idea bout any of that.

i am bout as dumb as i am gorgeous when it comes to that....however

i can understand the scared of being stuck. i havent did that either and i am terrified of it....

new job?? that is great. you will rule the office GF

i have no doubt. you got us b**** on your side here, there, everywhere

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Girls....im starting to get depressed here a lil....Im at a standstill with my weight lose.....I hit the 100 lb gone and thats where Im at...one day im up a lb one day down a lb.....

I go to my doc tomarrow...and Im going to ask for a small fill....if he feels I should....

What I think happened is I had a few stuck issues and now Im so afraid of that happening again Im leaning more towards mushies and yogurts....

though last night I had chicken...broccolli and beans and felt fine....

I have been under alot of stress here....also starting a job tomarrow....:)

So i wont be on during the days...but look out when I can.....

Thank you all for your support......and love.......~wipes a tear~

Girl, why would you want a fill if you had stuck episodes?

My 2 cents. Mix up your calorie intake, more one day less the next. Range from 900 to 1200. Stay away from mushie sliders, more protein (fish is good and easy to eat). Plus take your measurements, bet they have changed.

Only get a fill if you can eat more that a cup of food per meal and you get hungry 2 hrs or so after the meal. You don't want to be too tight.

Hugs! You will get past this!!

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Wonder if Jack wants to be in the BB, oh wait he's not a B*****!

Girls....im starting to get depressed here a lil....Im at a standstill with my weight lose.....I hit the 100 lb gone and thats where Im at...one day im up a lb one day down a lb.....

I go to my doc tomarrow...and Im going to ask for a small fill....if he feels I should....

What I think happened is I had a few stuck issues and now Im so afraid of that happening again Im leaning more towards mushies and yogurts....

though last night I had chicken...broccolli and beans and felt fine....

I have been under alot of stress here....also starting a job tomarrow.... :)

So i wont be on during the days...but look out when I can.....

Thank you all for your support......and love.......~wipes a tear~

Dee, I think taking to your Dr is a great idea. I have had a few stuck episodes, but they were my fault. Eating too fast, or not chewing enough.

I'm sorry you are stuck at a plateau, changing up your eating routine may help. What about exercise? Have you changed up that routine too? Our bodies are creatures of habit. If you are doing the same things...so will it.

Love you hun! Good luck at the new job! That can be exciting.

i sent you 2 pics of my *head*

please note that was extremely hard for me to do.

as i have a very very fat face.

also' date=' i may do a full body shot (minus head) at surgery weight and as i am today....promise you wont laff at me....[/quote']

I'm on my way to kick some ass!!!!! : (

No t or t at my house. Live off country road' date=' no sidewalk or street lights.... A kid could get shot!

I dresses as an office worker..... Oh wait that's how I dress everyday for work. Lol[/quote']

AJ don't be shooting no little kids, just b/c they're cute like wabbits.

OK ladies, let's give this topic a rest and try a new topic today!

Hi my Banded B's

So happy to see DSDB with us even if its a short time. Wishing you the best on your new job.

Who's Jack, mediator?

So glad us newbies have our own personal b***h to go to, thanks YRB!

If anyone cares I get a **** load of kids for Tor T.

Just tried Oikos key lime greek yogurt,mmmmmmm But my husband didn't turn into John Stamos. I want my money back.

we dont get anyone at our home/neighbor hood

there are not any kids on our street

but thats okay. the dogs would just scares them away anyhow

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Jack is admin. Works for Alex. He pulled the nasty replies on the other thread.

Key lime pie is one of my favs.....come to think of it my hubby didn't.....oh heck I like him the way he is, dont need no John boytoy. Lol

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