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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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i doesnt wear undies.. :P

I wear the sexy ones....gives hubby something to bite with his teeth!

I wear the sexy ones....gives hubby something to bite with his teeth!

***fingers in ears***** or nearly...i had to stop and glance at them.

see...i hold up to show yall

dont be jealous...

and your point is.................did i show you all my flowers hub sent me to work? roses all different colors....me wuved by someone

Glad someone does!

I'm just joshin, I wuv you too, but I ain't sending flowers

the woman threatens to come whip my ass

but wont send me presents or flowers

i thought you all wuvs me.....

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the woman threatens to come whip my ass

but wont send me presents or flowers

i thought you all wuvs me.....

There are limits.j/s

The ass whoppin is a present and I'd do it for your own good b/c I wuv u!

ill be very honest

i do need a good ass kicking

i am sure i am so liked/adored..but you know what, they do their JOB..

Now that Im all clean up and smelling pretty, I think I'll have some yogurt.

Now the problem is peach,blueberry, strawberry or raspberry? ? Decision decisions. My life is so hard!

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I just finished my yogurt, mixed berries.

Peach, I love peaches!

Hello B*****es...Im here....We all servived Sandy I see......well schools was off Mon and Tuesday and a 2 hr delay tomarrow....so look out i will be here tomarrow....Oh yea.....i dropped my phone lookin for a flash light ~crys~ new phone should be here tomarrow....love and i have missed my B****es...

DEEEEEEEEEEEEe, I'm so glad you're back. I thought you might be in the midst of the storm.

Hey b*****s!

Now that Im all clean up and smelling pretty, I think I'll have some yogurt.

Now the problem is peach,blueberry, strawberry or raspberry? ? Decision decisions. My life is so hard!

I just finished my yogurt, mixed berries.

Peach, I love peaches!

I'm about to have supper (Hubby is making yummy chili!) Then I will have some Key Lime Greek Yogurt for my bedtime snack.

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Eating supper now. Baked chicken breast & fried okra. Yum yum yum!

Hubby working, so playing on the tablet while I eat.

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