You pull out a pair of knee socks from three years ago (that used to fit your much-bigger calves), then spend the rest of the day having to tug 'em up!!

Seriously.. I thought I'd accidentally put on stockings, but they are pre-surgery socks with stretched-out elastic!! Yikes!

When do YOU know you're a bandster??

Catherine

When your left shoulder starts hurting you because you are full.

When your 3 year old mimics you at dinner saying "it's not going down, it's getting stuck" Do I really sound like that?? LOL

When your 3 year old mimics you at dinner saying "it's not going down, it's getting stuck" Do I really sound like that?? LOL

I seriously LOL'd at that!!

When your 3 year old mimics you at dinner saying "it's not going down, it's getting stuck" Do I really sound like that?? LOL

Too funny!

When you don't leave home without a ziploc bag in your purse!

When you make loud gurgling noises!!!! After eating or drinking

When youre out to dinner you are the only person still eating but still have 3/4 of your food on your plate and ask for a doggy bag

When your shoes that use to fit fall off your feet...beautiful pair of Anne Kliens if anyone wants them...size 10 barely worn lol!

When you make loud gurgling noises!!!! After eating or drinking

Seriously! Now instead of people belching after dinner and the kids going "eww... who did that one?", now we have "Mommy, what is wrong with your tummy??" just from the CRAZY and LOUD alien style gurgling noises!

When just the sight of a New York bagel is more frightening to think about than any horror movie ever was.

when you realize that nothing tastes as good as the smaller you feels

When I look forward to exercising every day.