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DeLarla

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I saw them playing this on Sex and the City.

If you could have roll in the hay with someone who is no longer alive, who would it be and what time period?

For example, Elvis in his Beach Blanket Bingo days. (Mmm, not a bad choice.)

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Now you women are all turning into necrophiliacs. Having sex with dead people is sick sick sick! Now I know why its so hard for us "living" guys to get laid. Sheesh!

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book my date with William Shakespeare... the year is about 1595.. Think "A Midsummer's Night's Dream" and "Romeo & Juliet" He would have been 31 years old.

Babalooy, dead is mearly a different state of living....

Heather, why do you think you should get grief for Gene Kelly???

Sonnet 18

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer's lease hath all too short a date:

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade

Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;

Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,

When in eternal lines to time thou growest:

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

So long lives this and this gives life to thee.

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Boy, a girl really has to chose her words carefully around here! Bobalooey, get out of the grave and imagine them alive and healthy. Does that help?

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DeLarla, as a Romance Consultant, you are losing credibility with me every minute. On your recommendation I went out and bought one of those f---ing Rabbit Pearl thingies. The instructions said to "place on organ". I didn't have an organ so I put it on our piano. Its been two weeks now and I still haven't had an orgasm. At this point my only sex fantasy is to try it with my left hand.

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Bobalooy, you are right, that was poor advertising on my part. I should have told you the Rabbit Pearl is for girl parts. But trust me, you don't want to get me started unless you want to find something special just for you in your mail box. Now you better beat me to your user profile and make sure your address isn't listed, or I WILL make amends! The customer is always right!

"I'd rather have tulips on my organ than roses on my piano."

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"I'd rather have tulips on my organ than roses on my piano."

Whoa....don't take this personally DeLarla, but now you've got me back to thinking about a "poke in the whiskers" with my dead Grandma.

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Mamma Cass........Just kidding!

I'd do Jane Russell! During those early westerns....she really had some nice looking guns!

She is dead......isn't she?

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Nope, she's still alive according to IMDB...

Howard Hughes, in addition to designing airplanes, is said to have designed a "cantilever bra" to take care of Miss Russell's physical endowments.

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James Dean was smokin'

I'll take him pre-car crash... I'd hate to have bits of him falling off on me

Perhaps at the next bash you could have a BYOB party! (bring your own body)

or... you know... pics of your fave cadaver pre-mortum might be fun too...then guess who wanted to do who?

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