Okay, so I was babysitting for a neighbor of mine. She called to see how the kids were doing. They were sleeping but I asked her if she had anything for a stuffed up nose. I was thinking she might have some sort of decongestant but I didn't see any in the medicine cabinet.

She told me next to her bed, on the night stand, there was a bottle of nose spray and I could use that. ( I washed the tip of the bottle with alcohol) Also on the night stand, was a tube of lube that said it was for anal sex.

It got me wondering why women do this. I could see why a guy would want to do it. I would suppose it's tighter and feels good for him. But does it feel good for her? I can't see it feeling any different than being horribly constipated.

I wish I had never seen that tube of lube!

Relaxation and lubrication, are the key.

Haha! I didnt take the time to go through all 22 pages of this discussion but I have to say I've experienced the hate side, and the love side of anal sex. My ex husband and I tried it about half a dozen times and It was so painful I would cry and we would stop, I'd go a period of time and figure for him I'd try it again l.. Bad call. With my current BF we do it a few times a week and it's fantastic! (his length is the same but not as thick) I've experienced many orgasms from it without any other stimulation and have to say they are crazy good!

Guess I'm another odd woman out ! But I do have to say it all depends on the partner. My ex and I had no experience with it, where my current BF had a fair amount and he took it very slow for a couple of months and gave me time to adjust.

Odd women out as well. I enjoy it. But you really need to be relaxed. Also go slooooowww. One time my husband went in so fast that i was on the floor in a fetal position crying. Damn vaseline. Lol. So he is very careful about how fast and we also use this stuff called anal-ease. Since he is pretty big.. none the less I enjoy it and have had some of the best sex that way!

This thread is hilarious!!!! fnicole...apparently you are not an odd woman out...according to the pole there are more women that like it than those who don't...there are many freaky banded ladies on this site....love it!

This thread is hilarious!!!! fnicole...apparently you are not an odd woman out...according to the pole there are more women that like it than those who don't...there are many freaky banded ladies on this site....love it!

A lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. That's the golden rule, right?

I've found that most women who have never tried, or tried and do not like anal sex have a few things in their head: it's where poop comes from, it will hurt, it's taboo.

First off, it is primarily taboo. There's not much to it other than that. People think it's a "dirty little secret", and for some people it is. For me? I like anal. What's the big deal? It's as normal of a topic in our house as spreading jelly on your toast.

With "it will hurt", it will hurt if you're not ready, you get the dreaded 'sneak attack', or you've chosen a poor brand of lube (or don't use any at all). We like coconut oil. Anal Ease tends to get sticky, astroglide feels like a hand (or butt) full of snot, and babyoil should not be used for lube at.all. (it corrodes latex, it's messy, and according to by OBGYN, can actually encourage the growth of bacteria).

"it's where poop comes from". I hate to break it to you ladies, but if you have a poopchute that's full, then you didn't give yourself enough time on the toilet and you aren't prepared at all. You should prepare yourself, get a magazine or book and relax and give yourself lots of time. If you're still concerned that you're not ready, you could always use an anal ******, or anal irrigation kit. It's essentially the same thing as cleaning up in front. You insert the wand, squeeze some Water in, wait a few minutes and flush. You're good to go. If you *plan* on having anal, you could go on a liquid diet 24 hours ahead of time (pretend you're just post-op banded. It will be a flashback!), then read then irrigate if you're really concerned. Or - just get a guy who understands it's a risk to take if he's getting you in the heat of the moment

Interesting to see a thread last this long, by the way

That's a ONE WAY STREET for me!!!

Lmfao ok first off some of the things said here have literally almost made me pee myself..

My husband and I have done it a few times with mixed results a few times absolutley terrible for me, a couple of times standable and once was so unbelievable awesome I cant explain to you the orgasim was out of this world... All depends on the day I guess.. But being close minded you may miss somethin that really turns you on

Lmfao ok first off some of the things said here have literally almost made me pee myself..

My husband and I have done it a few times with mixed results a few times absolutley terrible for me' date=' a couple of times standable and once was so unbelievable awesome I cant explain to you the orgasim was out of this world... All depends on the day I guess.. But being close minded you may miss somethin that really turns you on[/quote']

I tried it twice first time I almost died maybe because he was over 9' the other time was cool no orgasim but he was smaller.....

I'm not sure maybe I'll try it again. Some of the guys out here don't even ask they try to sneak attack which makes it even scary

Well... What makes you think the lube was for her? It might be for use on him, the ole girl might have a strapon hanging around in the closet, a toy, some surgical gloves! He/she could use it to masterbate!

Alot of lubes will state it is for anal use but it can be used vaginally too! She might have a problem with lubrication etc.. so it can have alot of uses.

It is also good for use IF she had kinky clothing like latex/rubber.. I was in a store with a friend of mine that wanted to try on a rubber dress. They actually gave us a bottle of lube and I had to help her lubricate herself to slip into the outfit. Kinda like squeezing meat into a sausage casing, but we got her into the dress which looked like it was going to rupture at any moment... sigh

Just some thoughts.. grin

OH THE SNEAK ATTACK!! My husband likes to try that alot and he just ends up gettin slapped lol im not against it but dont just forcefully invite yourself in!!

OH THE SNEAK ATTACK!! My husband likes to try that alot and he just ends up gettin slapped lol im not against it but dont just forcefully invite yourself in!!

Yea I kicked him out for that he was dumb cause I didn't let him nutt at all oops to grown maybe for others

I bet now that the "50 shades" trilogy is so popular, more people will start experimenting more...

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Last time my wife let me go there was in 2003!! O how I miss it so!

Last time my wife let me go there was in 2003!! O how I miss it so!

after i read what you said then i looked at the name lmao