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it would make sense. its made by a mammal..its a mammals excretion so it would have a lot of Protein in it as mammals are made of protein (and other stuff) its thick, goopy, proteiny (zinc-y too). Yes. pineapple juice probably would help it down.

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I would say to just make sure that your stomach is not too full from eating - then you will be fine when you have to "Swallow"

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ahahahhahhhhahahhaaaa blushingggg ......hahhaaa

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I... swallow... it gets stuck a little bit and I have to drink pineapple juice afterwards and work through it.

One of my favorite topics :blushing::laugh:

I'm going to venture a guess. The consistency of semen can be thick and mucus-like. Mucus is notorious for causing some stickiness and that sensation of stuckness. I'd wager that the same sort of thing goes on with semen.

You probably could Google all kinds of remedies to change the nature of his semen; you mention pineapple juice for YOU, but I've read that it helps when the man uses it, too. (It's also supposed to create a lovely flavor....). There may be other ways to loosen the consistency of the ejaculate so that it doesn't cause trouble.

Oh--it does contain protein--but it's mostly carb. Those little swimmers are ferocious in their determination to reach their destination, and need LOTS of energy. Still, the nutritional info reflects negligible amounts of anything--certainly nothing I'd be inclined to journal on fitday :w00t::eek::laugh::laugh: (Can you imagine taking a fitday journal so honest that it contained your intake of ...spooge!....to a postop follow-up. Having the doctor read to assess how you're doing and whether you need a fill? :laugh:

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One of my favorite topics [/b][/color][/size][/font]:laugh::w00t:

I'm going to venture a guess. The consistency of semen can be thick and mucus-like. Mucus is notorious for causing some stickiness and that sensation of stuckness. I'd wager that the same sort of thing goes on with semen.

Oh gosh Betsy, must you make it sound so tempting?

I think I'm going to barf :blushing:

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Sorry, Jacqui--that was a tad clinical, wasn't it. Didn't mean to trigger your gag reflex!

But then, it's not exactly creme anglaise we're discussing LOL

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I'm a quitter - found out the hard way long ago and never tried again. My fiance is cool with it :cursing:)

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HAHAHAHAHA! I haven't had that problem .. yet ... :cursing:

wait until my husband hears this could be a problem.

Spitters are quitters...

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I would say to just make sure that your stomach is not too full from eating - then you will be fine when you have to "Swallow"

Yes I was going to say this too...When I have an empty stomach there is no problem swallowing.

A few weeks ago I had maybe 5 bites of a piece of toast and about an hour later, couldn't swallow, it fact, was gagging, and up came the toast, boy was that just pleasant. :)

BF was understanding, but you know what, haven't done that since..so maybe it creeped him out.

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So...I know this is an old thread but I just came up on it and I'm sitting at work laughing out loud. I will keep my comments to myself until my divorce hearing (May 26)...:o

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5 calories...

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LMAO

OMG only five calories and Protein, man what a deal!!!!!!!!!!!!:smile:

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